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Rat poison, thanks. Right.

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There was a bit of robotic madness

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going down the last day

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in some Dutch bar with a Cyclops

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bot 5000.

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The brand new on the scene

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robo waitress with pure class intentions. The Royal Palace Ruby 5000 can carry two glasses

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of drink and any number of napkins to anybody at all. How low is Delpol? How low is Delpol?

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Did you see the robot last day outside the fucking restaurant over in the Netherlands? She was dishing out drinks to boys. His shirt says Camp David on it. Camp David look. Sock or so Camp David.

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There's a lady there as well. Steering in. The car rolls by. Okay okay okay. Not much longer on this. I'm sorry like. I know it's been a while since I started and it keeps on coming back but.

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You never know. You never know. You have to stick it out. You have to give it another go.

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You thought you'd. You thought the future never arrived. Well it has. Robo Ruby 5000. The brand new waitress that serves beers and drinks in Holland.

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was released the other day in Holland some lad who got off his bike took a

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picture on social media to put on social media while she was rated on her pleasant

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manner and speed in which he could deliver drinks and dispatch them to

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guests in the place who are gonna have their dinner she kept on going on about

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Delphold you thought you knew about the future you didn't look at this now a

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brand-new waitress that's hell-bent on dish out drinks for tips doesn't have a

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heart doesn't have a liver doesn't have kidneys and this lad who went to Camp

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David had to get a snap of her for social media or WhatsApp or whoever wanted to

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that photograph whoever he wants to stop off you thought you'd heard the future

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was here well think again have you seen this fucking robot town man over in

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Netherlands or the Netherlands whatever way you want to skin that Apple this lad

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with a Camp David shirt who's been to cool places we know that because it says

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Camp David even he had to stop and take a photograph as she went about her business

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serving soft drinks as well as being laden down with about 50 ply of napkin the robots

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first day was a success although she did keep on asking for Delphold we don't know who Delphold is but she then went on to display her cappuccino skills she's powered by a rotary motor in the back and a digi wheel at the bottom controlled autonomously or by iPad if you wish

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you thought you'd seen the future you didn't you haven't you don't know nothing about the future

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why because you haven't seen this robo waitress over in the netherlands she's fucking deadly

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this lad who went to camp david he even he had to get off his bike and take a picture graph of her

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she was rated on her finesse and speedliness with which she could dispatch drink alcoholic

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or otherwise as well as napkins to guests in the restaurant the only concerning situation oh fuck

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the only concerning uh the only concerning thing was that she kept on asking for fucking delpole

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you thought you'd seen the future you haven't look at this this is the future now a robotic waitress

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over in the netherlands hell bent on serving drinks for tips even this lad who'd obviously been to

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camp david because it said so on his shirt even he had to take a picture of her as she was rated and slated

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on a new on a number of different attributes such as speedliness with drinks and tableside manner

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and tableside manner the only concern was that she kept on asking for delpole

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whoever delpole was it didn't matter she was straight into the cappuccinos after it

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and dishing them out at peace she's powered by a rotary engine and at her feet a digi wheel which rolls

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autonomously or can be controlled with an ipad from afar that's it thanks for sticking with the first one

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where's the chat where's tommy i don't know

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where's tommy i don't know

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the form is good today francis it is 149 in lidl sending it nailed it thank you very much

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this is great thank you very much speedy marie

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look it's just it's it'll do for what it is like you know it's not a fucking it's not amazing

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obviously it's too fucking long like you know it take ages to get to that level

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where it's even passable there but it's still nice just to fucking riff it out

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i don't want that you would uh i don't want that

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i don't think i'll bother with the floyd you know

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you're trying to fucking knock a laugh out of that darry young thank you very much optimus prime and the

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boys finally getting off the dole and getting jobs in the netherlands you see fair fucks to them

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yeah i don't know if the robots ever claim social welfare darry if that's what you're

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insinu- well you are insinuating that but i don't know that's the thing about the robots they don't even

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care about fucking the money like they'll just fucking they'll do the work or sound like that thanks for the tip

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The End

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The End

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A Jeep advert

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Protests in Hong Kong

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Mark one year since anti-fucking government

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Anti-extradition

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Hong Kong still fucking

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Still going man

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Hong Kong is still going man

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Young lives

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Young lives matter

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Yes

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Yes to what?

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Thanks very much for the tip

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Anyhaash

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Alright so they're the fucking

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Persecuted there

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But were they?

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I fucking wouldn't know what the Hong Kongers were doing to their own people

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Like they could have been

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We've seen the videos like

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But I mean it's a different

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Comparison totally

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But anyway look at that's for another day

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I'm not getting fucking talking about any of this

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It's

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Bring you down

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Basically these lads are fucking still annoyed

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Even though there's coronavirus

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Liberate Hong Kong

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And they're using that slogan

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Alright well fuck it

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We'll see what it's in

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Visible scenes of consternation the other day

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As Hong Kongers

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Gather to protest in one of the city's supermarket super centres

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Against

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The government

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One year after the extradition bill was issued

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To Hong Kong regarding some lad who got extradited and tried

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They're trying to stop that

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Crowds gathered outside Harvey Nix

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To express their indignance at the government in question

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Liberate Hong Kong

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Liberate Hong Kong they say

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Liberate Hong Kong

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But nobody hears them

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And a security guard with the high vis

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Ushered the protest

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Into the sideline

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Six is an important number in that scenario

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As well

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As well

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Blue sky

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Thank you very much

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Glitch repaired

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Thanks for the late appearance

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On a bright spot

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A bright spot

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In a long day

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Thank you very much

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And yes as well

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Tips there

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Someone says

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There they are

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Yes thank you very much

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Yes

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Young lives matter is it over in Hong Kong

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Turns out a lot of the youngsters over in Hong Kong

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Were hijacking the old

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There was a bit of an old fucking slogan hijack over in Hong Kong

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As the young bucks there were saying they couldn't fucking breathe

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Maybe when we saw tear gas being fired and all that

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That would stop you from breathing like last year and stuff

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But a different fucking vibe really like

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They're all looking for it as well when they go for the fight

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They're up for the fucking Russell

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The Russell

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They're up for the Russell but

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Where are they when it comes to the crunch?

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They're raised on Harvey Nicks and fucking

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Fucking Western easiness

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Also I'm going off now

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I'm not even doing the fucking thing

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But you do notice there's

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It's all just filming shit

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Like people film everything

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And everything's just a fucking showpiece

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It doesn't feel like these

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A lot of the things that go on

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Are really fucking worth the time or effort

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Because it's just

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I think people want to put the videos up on their social media

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So yeah yeah yeah

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I mean look at how

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Materialistic the fucking shopping center

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Christian Dior and fucking Harvey Nicks

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Then again they don't want to be

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They don't want to go back

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They don't want to fucking go back to China

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That's the problem

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They're fucking mad against going back to China

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Number six

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For some reason

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Dara Dermody

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Thank you very much

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Missed the stream earlier on

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Any chance you can pray upon Francis Higgins Live

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I don't have Francis Higgins Live

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It's not me man

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Someone else

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But thanks for the tip

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Someone was asking about other stuff as well

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Like TikTok

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Are you on TikTok

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I'm not

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I'm not on TikTok

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Or fucking Facebook

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If there is I haven't touched that

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But just YouTube

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Anyone else is

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That's another person

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But fair play to them as well

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Because they're fucking helping the cause

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It's kind of like

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Yeah fuck it anyway

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Thanks for the tip

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Willie Harold

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Fact check

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Thank you very much for your tip as well

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A few pints

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For yourself you say

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Thank you very much

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We'll get back into Young Lives Matter

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Right now

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Right after this break

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Now we're back

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Now we're back

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There was a bit of an old slogan hijack

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Over in a luxury plush shopping centre in Hong Kong last day

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As the youth

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As the youth of the province

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Is it a province or a fucking city?

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Yeah as people gather to fucking

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Are they singing?

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I think they're singing

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Okay this is a song

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The shouting then

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Listen to this peaceful singing here

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And then listen to this

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There was a protest slogan hijack job going on in fucking harvey nichols the last day over in Hong Kong

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They were saying they were saying they couldn't breathe

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Now maybe there was a bit of an old tear gassing or something last year

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But it looked as though they could all breathe and were even fucking taking precautions to wear masks and sing

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The Harvey Nicks crew turned nasty soon enough

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And then a couple of bucking started acting the maggot down on the bottom ground floor

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Flag guy seven was dispatched by security men in high visy vests

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For some reason the number six had some significance

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Anti-racism

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Anti-racism

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Yeah well it's just a funeral

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You wouldn't fucking be doing it in the morning

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Just pure respects

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Maybe there's something in Brussels

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I mean it's in Brussels

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Like that has a high

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Yeah fair enough

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I don't fucking know

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But there's been much going on in fucking Brussels on the streets

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I've heard it's meant to be a bit fucking boring

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Groups highlighting racial inequalities and injustices that have gone on in America

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And to a wider extent the rest of the world

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Were having their own little protest in Brussels the last day

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Haven't been there myself now

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Ended up getting the fucking flight over to Brussels

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Only to head to Amsterdam straight away afterwards because it was cheaper

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But I'm sure there's fucking some good stuff there

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And yeah I'll never understand why I never bothered to go back for a look

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Even when I even when it was the last day before going back

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You know you give yourself an afternoon to get a coffee or something

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If I was there today

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Well I'd be in the middle of it all

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Protests in Brussels

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And that was protests in Brussels

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Great White Shark

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Jaws

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Shark

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Shark

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King's Cliff Shark

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Oh I'm playing the fucking speed down

269
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Remember that

270
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Oh no it's normal

271
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It started off that slow

272
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Oh for fucks

273
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It's a build up isn't it

274
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I ruined it

275
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Killed the mood and everything

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King's Cliff

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Stream

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Danger Shark

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Fucking bad bad bad bad shark man

280
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It's coming at you

281
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Fucking Spielberg style

282
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Imagine fucking Spielberg was a shark

283
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And he was coming after you

284
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That'd be fucking mad wouldn't it

285
00:18:56,660 --> 00:18:58,540
Well this guy isn't that

286
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He just

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Just is a great white

288
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Like you know

289
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Like that you'd see in

290
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In Jaws

291
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But it's fucking dangerous man

292
00:19:05,320 --> 00:19:06,560
Look at the twist in the turn

293
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And that's a nice sink

294
00:19:07,300 --> 00:19:08,080
Lovely sink

295
00:19:08,080 --> 00:19:09,720
Twisting around

296
00:19:09,720 --> 00:19:11,860
Whoa

297
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This is good yeah

298
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Goes into the surf there

299
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Fucking hell it works

300
00:19:17,260 --> 00:19:21,420
Wow

301
00:19:21,420 --> 00:19:22,940
Wow

302
00:19:22,940 --> 00:19:24,680
Beautiful creature

303
00:19:24,680 --> 00:19:27,140
Fucking beautiful creature

304
00:19:27,140 --> 00:19:30,680
I bet shark as well

305
00:19:30,680 --> 00:19:32,460
It was on the spit at Heritage Day

306
00:19:32,460 --> 00:19:34,060
Fucking 1998

307
00:19:34,060 --> 00:19:36,480
And it didn't taste great

308
00:19:36,480 --> 00:19:36,700
But I

309
00:19:36,700 --> 00:19:37,900
It wasn't a great white

310
00:19:37,900 --> 00:19:42,580
Look at that

311
00:19:42,580 --> 00:19:47,320
It tasted rotten

312
00:19:47,320 --> 00:19:49,400
But this is unreal

313
00:19:49,400 --> 00:20:00,040
Russells in Brussels

314
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Thank you very much

315
00:20:01,200 --> 00:20:05,180
Oh

316
00:20:05,180 --> 00:20:06,880
It's so ominous isn't it

317
00:20:06,880 --> 00:20:08,640
When you see that now

318
00:20:08,640 --> 00:20:10,840
Juxtaposed with the Jaws tune

319
00:20:10,840 --> 00:20:11,420
Where have they gone

320
00:20:11,420 --> 00:20:12,360
Is that a cop as well

321
00:20:12,360 --> 00:20:13,460
Oh fuck

322
00:20:13,460 --> 00:20:14,340
It did kill someone

323
00:20:14,340 --> 00:20:14,580
Shit

324
00:20:14,580 --> 00:20:16,140
I beg you

325
00:20:16,140 --> 00:20:16,560
I'm sorry

326
00:20:16,560 --> 00:20:17,440
I didn't fucking realise

327
00:20:17,440 --> 00:20:18,140
It says that it's

328
00:20:18,140 --> 00:20:19,560
It actually fucking killed someone

329
00:20:19,560 --> 00:20:20,940
Fuck

330
00:20:20,940 --> 00:20:22,040
Sorry about that

331
00:20:22,040 --> 00:20:52,020
Sorry I'd just like to apologize to you

332
00:20:52,020 --> 00:20:56,500
I didn't read the fucking thing on the video

333
00:20:56,500 --> 00:20:58,400
Even though it clearly said it there

334
00:20:58,400 --> 00:20:59,660
I just saw a shark and

335
00:20:59,660 --> 00:21:01,400
Yeah it's not

336
00:21:01,400 --> 00:21:03,180
That was fucking sad that

337
00:21:03,180 --> 00:21:05,920
Didn't mean to play that fucking music

338
00:21:05,920 --> 00:21:07,240
But you think of great

339
00:21:07,240 --> 00:21:08,420
Sorry for showing the image there again

340
00:21:08,420 --> 00:21:09,540
You think of great white

341
00:21:09,540 --> 00:21:10,400
And that's what you hear

342
00:21:10,400 --> 00:21:16,280
Should we look at the robot dog

343
00:21:16,280 --> 00:21:18,400
In Thailand

344
00:21:18,400 --> 00:21:20,680
Greenhouse

345
00:21:20,680 --> 00:21:22,440
Lads in greenhouses eating food

346
00:21:22,440 --> 00:21:34,320
Amsterdam

347
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Amsterdam

348
00:21:34,820 --> 00:21:36,880
Der Nederlands

349
00:21:36,880 --> 00:21:39,120
Where greenhouse gases

350
00:21:39,120 --> 00:21:44,720
No there's no gas in there

351
00:21:44,720 --> 00:21:47,400
Unless someone's fucking eating some fancy rich food

352
00:21:47,400 --> 00:21:48,560
Oh the asparagus

353
00:21:48,560 --> 00:21:50,760
Well that would be the

354
00:21:50,760 --> 00:21:53,000
The whiff of the fucking urine

355
00:21:53,000 --> 00:21:54,000
It wouldn't be a

356
00:21:54,000 --> 00:21:55,940
A gaseous emission

357
00:21:55,940 --> 00:21:57,140
You wouldn't want to be in there

358
00:21:57,140 --> 00:22:00,620
I bet you they'd use those greenhouses

359
00:22:00,620 --> 00:22:01,420
If it's Amsterdam

360
00:22:01,420 --> 00:22:02,860
To be growing some other stuff

361
00:22:02,860 --> 00:22:03,460
Before they

362
00:22:03,460 --> 00:22:05,300
They sat down to eat their

363
00:22:05,300 --> 00:22:07,920
Their evening asparagus

364
00:22:07,920 --> 00:22:08,920
Asparagus

365
00:22:08,920 --> 00:22:14,920
Asparagus

366
00:22:14,920 --> 00:22:15,920
Asparagus

367
00:22:15,920 --> 00:22:19,360
Der Dutch asparagus shop

368
00:22:19,360 --> 00:22:21,200
Which is available now

369
00:22:21,200 --> 00:22:22,480
On the Amstel river

370
00:22:22,480 --> 00:22:23,640
In Amsterdam

371
00:22:23,640 --> 00:22:25,360
A series

372
00:22:25,360 --> 00:22:26,580
A series of

373
00:22:26,580 --> 00:22:29,360
A series of greenhouses

374
00:22:29,360 --> 00:22:30,360
Asparagus

375
00:22:30,360 --> 00:22:38,900
It's a scene

376
00:22:38,900 --> 00:22:40,220
Straight out of something

377
00:22:40,220 --> 00:22:41,520
That you wouldn't believe

378
00:22:41,520 --> 00:22:44,120
A series of greenhouses

379
00:22:44,120 --> 00:22:44,980
With couples

380
00:22:44,980 --> 00:22:45,620
Dining

381
00:22:45,620 --> 00:22:48,200
Along the Amstel river

382
00:22:48,200 --> 00:22:49,600
Amsterdam

383
00:22:49,600 --> 00:22:51,660
Taking the pragmatic approach

384
00:22:51,660 --> 00:22:53,060
To a COVID stricken

385
00:22:53,060 --> 00:22:53,960
Industry

386
00:22:53,960 --> 00:22:56,060
Has decided to dispatch

387
00:22:56,060 --> 00:22:57,000
Asparagus

388
00:22:57,000 --> 00:22:57,960
At pace

389
00:22:57,960 --> 00:22:59,340
To members of the

390
00:22:59,340 --> 00:22:59,740
The public

391
00:22:59,740 --> 00:23:00,440
Who have gathered

392
00:23:00,440 --> 00:23:01,720
Inside greenhouses

393
00:23:01,720 --> 00:23:05,320
For a lovely

394
00:23:05,320 --> 00:23:07,100
Midsummer evening's treat

395
00:23:07,100 --> 00:23:18,780
Nice glass of wine

396
00:23:18,780 --> 00:23:21,380
He's getting the bill

397
00:23:21,380 --> 00:23:22,520
He's a gentleman

398
00:23:22,520 --> 00:23:29,320
I wonder if you're

399
00:23:29,320 --> 00:23:30,360
Allowed to spark up

400
00:23:30,360 --> 00:23:31,040
The sleepers

401
00:23:31,040 --> 00:23:32,200
Inside and hotbox

402
00:23:32,200 --> 00:23:33,460
The greenhouse emissions

403
00:23:33,460 --> 00:23:34,400
With a bit of

404
00:23:34,400 --> 00:23:36,480
Amsterdam herbs

405
00:23:36,480 --> 00:23:40,220
There's a bit of greenery

406
00:23:40,220 --> 00:23:41,140
Growing around the

407
00:23:41,140 --> 00:23:42,080
Fucking place as well

408
00:23:42,080 --> 00:23:42,360
Hey

409
00:23:42,360 --> 00:23:44,260
You'd wanna watch out

410
00:23:44,260 --> 00:23:46,940
The boys over in Amsterdam

411
00:23:46,940 --> 00:23:48,540
Were saying they had a fucking meal

412
00:23:48,540 --> 00:23:49,100
In the greenhouse

413
00:23:49,100 --> 00:23:49,780
The last day

414
00:23:49,780 --> 00:23:52,340
Imagine he was the boys

415
00:23:52,340 --> 00:23:53,060
That you were on about

416
00:23:53,060 --> 00:23:53,680
This fella

417
00:23:53,680 --> 00:23:54,740
The boys

418
00:23:54,740 --> 00:23:55,900
The boys were telling me

419
00:23:55,900 --> 00:23:56,580
The last day

420
00:23:56,580 --> 00:23:58,020
And the boys were him

421
00:23:58,020 --> 00:23:59,240
And her

422
00:23:59,240 --> 00:24:02,420
Couple of the boys

423
00:24:02,420 --> 00:24:03,380
Were over in Amsterdam

424
00:24:03,380 --> 00:24:04,100
The last day

425
00:24:04,100 --> 00:24:06,100
Fucking eating a romantic meal

426
00:24:06,100 --> 00:24:07,320
Like actually

427
00:24:07,320 --> 00:24:07,500
Actually no

428
00:24:07,500 --> 00:24:08,280
You say romance

429
00:24:08,280 --> 00:24:08,840
And it's like

430
00:24:08,840 --> 00:24:09,420
There are two

431
00:24:09,420 --> 00:24:12,460
I was talking to the boys

432
00:24:12,460 --> 00:24:12,960
Last day

433
00:24:12,960 --> 00:24:13,580
One of them was over

434
00:24:13,580 --> 00:24:14,300
The fucking wife

435
00:24:14,300 --> 00:24:14,760
They were over

436
00:24:14,760 --> 00:24:20,140
I was talking to the boys

437
00:24:20,140 --> 00:24:20,680
Last day

438
00:24:20,680 --> 00:24:21,320
One of them was over

439
00:24:21,320 --> 00:24:22,060
In fucking Amsterdam

440
00:24:22,060 --> 00:24:23,180
They were in greenhouses

441
00:24:23,180 --> 00:24:24,660
Like getting a bit of grub

442
00:24:24,660 --> 00:24:25,180
With the wife

443
00:24:25,180 --> 00:24:26,400
And the

444
00:24:26,400 --> 00:24:27,400
The Amster like

445
00:24:27,400 --> 00:24:28,860
He was talking in

446
00:24:28,860 --> 00:24:29,160
Anyways

447
00:24:29,160 --> 00:24:29,900
He said that they were

448
00:24:29,900 --> 00:24:30,740
Fucking sounding off

449
00:24:30,740 --> 00:24:32,180
Like heavy enough price

450
00:24:32,180 --> 00:24:32,560
On them

451
00:24:32,560 --> 00:24:34,140
But the asparagus

452
00:24:34,140 --> 00:24:35,900
Was second to none

453
00:24:35,900 --> 00:24:42,880
The American leather

454
00:24:42,880 --> 00:24:43,100
The

455
00:24:43,100 --> 00:24:44,160
Chocolate brownie

456
00:24:44,160 --> 00:24:44,900
Underneath

457
00:24:44,900 --> 00:24:45,640
The scrammel

458
00:24:45,640 --> 00:24:47,080
Thanks very much

459
00:24:47,080 --> 00:24:48,160
Thank you

460
00:24:48,160 --> 00:24:50,260
Looks a bit

461
00:24:50,260 --> 00:24:50,640
Fucking

462
00:24:50,640 --> 00:24:52,540
Yeah

463
00:24:52,540 --> 00:24:53,480
Come up with a plank

464
00:24:53,480 --> 00:24:54,280
I like the plank

465
00:24:54,280 --> 00:24:56,120
You know

466
00:24:56,120 --> 00:24:56,340
That

467
00:24:56,340 --> 00:24:58,200
That's the way

468
00:24:58,200 --> 00:24:59,140
They serve dinner now

469
00:24:59,140 --> 00:24:59,620
A plank

470
00:24:59,620 --> 00:25:02,440
Planks and greenhouses

471
00:25:02,440 --> 00:25:03,420
And fucking sheds

472
00:25:03,420 --> 00:25:04,200
And it's all that

473
00:25:04,200 --> 00:25:04,540
Kind of

474
00:25:04,540 --> 00:25:05,480
They've really taken

475
00:25:05,480 --> 00:25:06,680
Fair play to them

476
00:25:06,680 --> 00:25:07,340
They've adapted

477
00:25:07,340 --> 00:25:08,500
They've fucking adapted

478
00:25:08,500 --> 00:25:13,360
They adapted to this time

479
00:25:13,360 --> 00:25:13,720
You never

480
00:25:13,720 --> 00:25:15,120
This never would have existed

481
00:25:15,120 --> 00:25:16,300
If it wasn't for COVID

482
00:25:16,300 --> 00:25:21,220
The world has changed guys

483
00:25:21,220 --> 00:25:22,380
The world

484
00:25:22,380 --> 00:25:23,560
Is not gonna fucking

485
00:25:23,560 --> 00:25:24,500
Stop changing as well

486
00:25:24,500 --> 00:25:25,280
We don't know how far

487
00:25:25,280 --> 00:25:25,680
It's going

488
00:25:25,680 --> 00:25:26,900
Greenhouses

489
00:25:26,900 --> 00:25:29,040
With asparagus greenhouses

490
00:25:29,040 --> 00:25:30,060
Today

491
00:25:30,060 --> 00:25:33,420
Fucking sprouts

492
00:25:33,420 --> 00:25:34,600
In wheelbarrows tomorrow

493
00:25:34,600 --> 00:25:36,320
Sickening

494
00:25:36,320 --> 00:25:38,380
Thanks very much Liam

495
00:25:38,380 --> 00:25:39,260
For the tip

496
00:25:39,260 --> 00:25:40,000
And ooh

497
00:25:40,000 --> 00:25:40,720
For the tip

498
00:25:40,720 --> 00:25:41,840
And Laura McNamara

499
00:25:41,840 --> 00:25:42,420
For the tip

500
00:25:42,420 --> 00:25:43,620
Very kind

501
00:25:43,620 --> 00:25:44,580
For the tip

502
00:25:44,580 --> 00:25:45,580
Couple of the tip

503
00:25:45,580 --> 00:25:50,740
Couple of the boys

504
00:25:50,740 --> 00:25:51,500
Were over in Amsterdam

505
00:25:51,500 --> 00:25:52,160
And that is today

506
00:25:52,160 --> 00:25:52,820
Getting absolutely

507
00:25:52,820 --> 00:25:54,440
Blazed out of it man

508
00:25:54,440 --> 00:25:56,160
Fucking blazing squad

509
00:25:56,160 --> 00:25:57,720
Blaze Bowers

510
00:25:57,720 --> 00:25:58,380
From fucking

511
00:25:58,380 --> 00:26:00,340
What band was

512
00:26:00,340 --> 00:26:01,200
Dane Bowers in

513
00:26:01,200 --> 00:26:03,400
Dane Bowers was in

514
00:26:03,400 --> 00:26:09,520
Blue was it

515
00:26:09,520 --> 00:26:09,620
Blue was it

516
00:26:09,620 --> 00:26:21,360
Sorry like

517
00:26:21,360 --> 00:26:22,600
If it's a rewind job

518
00:26:22,600 --> 00:26:23,600
If you're watching

519
00:26:23,600 --> 00:26:24,320
You're wondering why

520
00:26:24,320 --> 00:26:25,020
I'm just gonna keep

521
00:26:25,020 --> 00:26:25,740
Rewinding like

522
00:26:25,740 --> 00:26:26,700
I'm sorry

523
00:26:26,700 --> 00:26:27,920
I know you might think

524
00:26:27,920 --> 00:26:28,740
That's a bit fucking

525
00:26:28,740 --> 00:26:30,660
Annoying but like

526
00:26:30,660 --> 00:26:32,980
Just chilling like

527
00:26:32,980 --> 00:26:33,280
You know

528
00:26:33,280 --> 00:26:34,500
But I'm glad to have you

529
00:26:34,500 --> 00:26:37,320
Let's have a look now

530
00:26:37,320 --> 00:26:38,940
Zero zero to fifty

531
00:26:38,940 --> 00:26:43,380
Few of the boys

532
00:26:43,380 --> 00:26:43,880
Were over in

533
00:26:43,880 --> 00:26:45,020
Netherlands last day

534
00:26:45,020 --> 00:26:45,680
Getting a bit of

535
00:26:45,680 --> 00:26:47,020
Fucking blaze on

536
00:26:47,020 --> 00:26:49,040
He said that himself

537
00:26:49,040 --> 00:26:49,580
And the wife

538
00:26:49,580 --> 00:26:50,540
Had a nice meal

539
00:26:50,540 --> 00:26:51,220
In a greenhouse

540
00:26:51,220 --> 00:26:52,080
On the Amstel

541
00:26:52,080 --> 00:26:53,700
That was the day

542
00:26:53,700 --> 00:26:54,740
After the gackage

543
00:26:54,740 --> 00:26:57,580
He said they

544
00:26:57,580 --> 00:26:58,580
Went for fucking

545
00:26:58,580 --> 00:26:59,500
Fancy asparagus

546
00:26:59,500 --> 00:27:00,100
In his shed

547
00:27:00,100 --> 00:27:01,040
To bring them down

548
00:27:01,040 --> 00:27:02,060
After the gackage

549
00:27:02,060 --> 00:27:02,800
The night before

550
00:27:02,800 --> 00:27:04,180
Went haywire

551
00:27:04,180 --> 00:27:05,820
Turns out

552
00:27:05,820 --> 00:27:06,340
They're serving

553
00:27:06,340 --> 00:27:07,080
Fucking meals

554
00:27:07,080 --> 00:27:08,160
On planks as well

555
00:27:08,160 --> 00:27:10,120
You'd wanna wash

556
00:27:10,120 --> 00:27:10,760
That plank

557
00:27:10,760 --> 00:27:11,720
Before you serve

558
00:27:11,720 --> 00:27:12,340
Me a bit of

559
00:27:12,340 --> 00:27:12,980
Grub on it

560
00:27:12,980 --> 00:27:14,580
Is what he said

561
00:27:14,580 --> 00:27:14,900
To them

562
00:27:14,900 --> 00:27:17,380
But he felt bad

563
00:27:17,380 --> 00:27:17,720
After it

564
00:27:17,720 --> 00:27:18,520
Because she was

565
00:27:18,520 --> 00:27:18,960
Sound like

566
00:27:18,960 --> 00:27:19,300
The girl

567
00:27:19,300 --> 00:27:22,940
He paid for the

568
00:27:22,940 --> 00:27:23,520
Meal as well

569
00:27:23,520 --> 00:27:23,900
He said

570
00:27:23,900 --> 00:27:24,580
He's a gent

571
00:27:24,580 --> 00:27:25,960
This is all

572
00:27:25,960 --> 00:27:26,540
Just a story

573
00:27:26,540 --> 00:27:27,120
The whole thing

574
00:27:27,120 --> 00:27:27,600
Is meant to be

575
00:27:27,600 --> 00:27:28,200
A story about him

576
00:27:28,200 --> 00:27:29,100
So I've been

577
00:27:29,100 --> 00:27:29,640
Cutting away

578
00:27:29,640 --> 00:27:30,340
To these lads

579
00:27:30,340 --> 00:27:30,600
Here

580
00:27:30,600 --> 00:27:32,240
Doesn't make sense

581
00:27:32,240 --> 00:27:34,240
Just wanna keep

582
00:27:34,240 --> 00:27:34,640
It with the

583
00:27:34,640 --> 00:27:34,900
Fucking

584
00:27:34,900 --> 00:27:35,680
The lads

585
00:27:35,680 --> 00:27:37,080
These lads

586
00:27:37,080 --> 00:27:38,100
So you have to

587
00:27:38,100 --> 00:27:38,600
Skip them

588
00:27:38,600 --> 00:27:39,180
Asparagus

589
00:27:39,180 --> 00:27:40,260
Asparagus

590
00:27:40,260 --> 00:27:42,540
To 20

591
00:27:42,540 --> 00:27:44,060
To 30

592
00:27:44,060 --> 00:27:44,980
Asparagus

593
00:27:44,980 --> 00:27:45,760
To 28

594
00:27:45,760 --> 00:27:46,880
Asparagus

595
00:27:46,880 --> 00:27:47,600
To 27

596
00:27:47,600 --> 00:27:48,460
Okay

597
00:27:48,460 --> 00:27:50,800
A few of the boys

598
00:27:50,800 --> 00:27:51,480
Were over in

599
00:27:51,480 --> 00:27:52,680
Fucking Amsterdamus

600
00:27:52,680 --> 00:27:53,540
The last week

601
00:27:53,540 --> 00:27:54,880
Getting blazed out

602
00:27:54,880 --> 00:27:56,060
After phase 2

603
00:27:56,060 --> 00:27:56,740
Got implemented

604
00:27:56,740 --> 00:27:58,380
He said he had a nice meal

605
00:27:58,380 --> 00:27:58,900
With the wife

606
00:27:58,900 --> 00:27:59,520
In a greenhouse

607
00:27:59,520 --> 00:28:01,700
He was gacked out of it

608
00:28:01,700 --> 00:28:02,640
From the night before

609
00:28:02,640 --> 00:28:04,020
But he said

610
00:28:04,020 --> 00:28:04,800
The asparagus

611
00:28:04,800 --> 00:28:06,380
Was the best thing

612
00:28:06,380 --> 00:28:07,200
To bring him down

613
00:28:07,200 --> 00:28:08,340
In his world

614
00:28:08,340 --> 00:28:08,840
Life

615
00:28:08,840 --> 00:28:09,160
Ever

616
00:28:09,160 --> 00:28:10,940
They brought

617
00:28:10,940 --> 00:28:11,520
They brought it out

618
00:28:11,520 --> 00:28:12,100
On a plank

619
00:28:12,100 --> 00:28:12,620
We didn't know

620
00:28:12,620 --> 00:28:13,080
Whether or not

621
00:28:13,080 --> 00:28:13,920
It was clean though

622
00:28:13,920 --> 00:28:14,980
Ah it's

623
00:28:14,980 --> 00:28:15,440
It's the wrong

624
00:28:15,440 --> 00:28:16,640
Fucking clip

625
00:28:16,640 --> 00:28:17,120
Okay

626
00:28:17,120 --> 00:28:18,980
42

627
00:28:18,980 --> 00:28:22,520
Asparagus and fruit

628
00:28:22,520 --> 00:28:24,220
Asparagus and fruit

629
00:28:24,220 --> 00:28:26,680
27 and then

630
00:28:26,680 --> 00:28:27,420
43

631
00:28:27,420 --> 00:28:28,340
I don't know if

632
00:28:28,340 --> 00:28:28,780
You're at work

633
00:28:28,780 --> 00:28:29,300
But fuck it

634
00:28:29,300 --> 00:28:30,280
A few of the boys

635
00:28:30,280 --> 00:28:31,620
Were over in Amsterdamus

636
00:28:31,620 --> 00:28:32,560
The other weak man

637
00:28:32,560 --> 00:28:34,140
Getting blazed out of it

638
00:28:34,140 --> 00:28:35,960
Fucking greenhouse gases

639
00:28:35,960 --> 00:28:36,620
Do you know what I mean

640
00:28:36,620 --> 00:28:38,000
He had a nice meal

641
00:28:38,000 --> 00:28:38,440
With the wife

642
00:28:38,440 --> 00:28:38,940
In the greenhouse

643
00:28:38,940 --> 00:28:39,540
He said anyway

644
00:28:39,540 --> 00:28:41,940
And they were serving

645
00:28:41,940 --> 00:28:43,240
Only the finest

646
00:28:43,240 --> 00:28:45,380
Asparagus

647
00:28:45,380 --> 00:28:46,600
You've ever seen

648
00:28:46,600 --> 00:28:48,100
And fruit on a

649
00:28:48,100 --> 00:28:48,700
Fucking plank

650
00:28:48,700 --> 00:28:49,840
He paid for it

651
00:28:49,840 --> 00:28:51,660
And then they went off

652
00:28:51,660 --> 00:28:52,520
To the bulldog as well

653
00:28:52,520 --> 00:28:53,240
For a bag

654
00:28:53,240 --> 00:28:55,140
Nah

655
00:28:55,140 --> 00:28:56,240
Fuck it

656
00:28:56,240 --> 00:29:00,040
Who's going on holiday now

657
00:29:00,040 --> 00:29:00,300
Anyway

658
00:29:00,300 --> 00:29:01,000
It's all like

659
00:29:01,000 --> 00:29:01,840
Fucking quarantine

660
00:29:01,840 --> 00:29:02,420
Is it not

661
00:29:02,420 --> 00:29:04,800
Maybe they were all

662
00:29:04,800 --> 00:29:05,820
Quarantining in the

663
00:29:05,820 --> 00:29:06,760
Fucking greenhouses

664
00:29:06,760 --> 00:29:07,060
Then

665
00:29:07,060 --> 00:29:09,520
Quarantock

666
00:29:09,520 --> 00:29:13,000
Pupils wearing face masks

667
00:29:13,000 --> 00:29:13,880
In Singapore

668
00:29:13,880 --> 00:29:16,240
Rome's famous

669
00:29:16,240 --> 00:29:17,100
Colosseum

670
00:29:17,100 --> 00:29:18,460
Reopens

671
00:29:18,460 --> 00:29:24,120
There were scenes

672
00:29:24,120 --> 00:29:24,520
Of a

673
00:29:24,520 --> 00:29:25,120
Colosseum

674
00:29:25,120 --> 00:29:28,920
Colosseumic nature

675
00:29:28,920 --> 00:29:29,820
Sounds a bit

676
00:29:29,820 --> 00:29:30,540
Fucking Jamaican

677
00:29:30,540 --> 00:29:30,900
If I say

678
00:29:30,900 --> 00:29:31,700
Colosseumic

679
00:29:31,700 --> 00:29:32,620
Colosseumic

680
00:29:32,620 --> 00:29:34,720
There were scenes

681
00:29:34,720 --> 00:29:36,020
Of a colossal nature

682
00:29:36,020 --> 00:29:40,380
Huh

683
00:29:40,380 --> 00:29:41,060
There were scenes

684
00:29:41,060 --> 00:29:42,740
Of a colossal nature

685
00:29:42,740 --> 00:29:43,520
The other day

686
00:29:43,520 --> 00:29:44,380
In Rome

687
00:29:44,380 --> 00:29:45,320
After the

688
00:29:45,320 --> 00:29:46,140
Colosseum's

689
00:29:46,140 --> 00:29:46,880
Steel gates

690
00:29:46,880 --> 00:29:47,360
Which were

691
00:29:47,360 --> 00:29:48,120
Fucking placed there

692
00:29:48,120 --> 00:29:48,740
By the Romans

693
00:29:48,740 --> 00:29:49,040
Were they?

694
00:29:49,500 --> 00:29:50,120
I don't think

695
00:29:50,120 --> 00:29:50,620
They made the

696
00:29:50,620 --> 00:29:51,100
Steel bay

697
00:29:51,100 --> 00:29:53,000
Opened up

698
00:29:53,000 --> 00:29:53,860
Wow

699
00:29:53,860 --> 00:29:53,860
Wow

700
00:29:53,860 --> 00:29:54,540
Look at the place

701
00:29:54,540 --> 00:29:54,860
Now

702
00:29:54,860 --> 00:29:56,240
Imagine

703
00:29:56,240 --> 00:29:57,040
Fucking lions

704
00:29:57,040 --> 00:29:57,420
Fighting

705
00:29:57,420 --> 00:29:58,180
People watching

706
00:29:58,180 --> 00:29:59,800
Lions tearing

707
00:29:59,800 --> 00:30:00,580
Lads apart

708
00:30:00,580 --> 00:30:01,260
And people watching

709
00:30:01,260 --> 00:30:01,680
Up there

710
00:30:01,680 --> 00:30:02,760
Up there

711
00:30:02,760 --> 00:30:03,140
Going

712
00:30:03,140 --> 00:30:04,780
Come on

713
00:30:04,780 --> 00:30:05,680
Come on you lion

714
00:30:05,680 --> 00:30:06,560
Oi oi

715
00:30:06,560 --> 00:30:07,420
Fuck off

716
00:30:07,420 --> 00:30:07,900
Fuck off

717
00:30:07,900 --> 00:30:08,460
Fuck off

718
00:30:08,460 --> 00:30:14,280
Jesus was in town

719
00:30:14,280 --> 00:30:14,900
For a look

720
00:30:14,900 --> 00:30:15,480
It seems

721
00:30:15,480 --> 00:30:17,540
Even Jesus

722
00:30:17,540 --> 00:30:19,060
Even Jesus

723
00:30:19,060 --> 00:30:20,160
Was getting involved

724
00:30:20,160 --> 00:30:20,700
In a bit of

725
00:30:20,700 --> 00:30:21,040
Fucking

726
00:30:21,040 --> 00:30:22,480
Blood sport

727
00:30:22,480 --> 00:30:22,980
Watching

728
00:30:22,980 --> 00:30:25,960
You'd never know

729
00:30:25,960 --> 00:30:27,020
Like the standards

730
00:30:27,020 --> 00:30:28,840
Of people back then

731
00:30:28,840 --> 00:30:29,480
Even if they were

732
00:30:29,480 --> 00:30:30,320
In bible times

733
00:30:30,320 --> 00:30:31,020
And even if they

734
00:30:31,020 --> 00:30:31,520
Were the goodies

735
00:30:31,520 --> 00:30:32,040
In the bible

736
00:30:32,040 --> 00:30:33,800
They must have

737
00:30:33,800 --> 00:30:34,520
Had some fucking

738
00:30:34,520 --> 00:30:35,380
Standards that you

739
00:30:35,380 --> 00:30:36,080
Wouldn't agree with

740
00:30:36,080 --> 00:30:37,280
Now like you know

741
00:30:37,280 --> 00:30:38,440
Watching a lion

742
00:30:38,440 --> 00:30:39,060
Fighting a man

743
00:30:39,060 --> 00:30:39,640
But I mean

744
00:30:39,640 --> 00:30:41,380
Yeah there's a lot

745
00:30:41,380 --> 00:30:42,000
Of people who would

746
00:30:42,000 --> 00:30:42,580
Watch a fucking

747
00:30:42,580 --> 00:30:43,320
Lion fight a man

748
00:30:43,320 --> 00:30:44,460
I'm not saying

749
00:30:44,460 --> 00:30:45,020
That I would

750
00:30:45,020 --> 00:30:46,020
But I'm saying

751
00:30:46,020 --> 00:30:46,980
There's probably

752
00:30:46,980 --> 00:30:47,500
A lot of people

753
00:30:47,500 --> 00:30:47,840
That would

754
00:30:47,840 --> 00:30:52,720
Smell of apple pies

755
00:30:52,720 --> 00:30:53,600
Thank you very much

756
00:30:53,600 --> 00:30:58,560
There was a fierce

757
00:30:58,560 --> 00:30:59,740
Whiff of apple pies

758
00:30:59,740 --> 00:31:00,420
The last day

759
00:31:00,420 --> 00:31:01,260
In the Coliseum

760
00:31:01,260 --> 00:31:01,740
Of Rome

761
00:31:01,740 --> 00:31:02,620
Everyone had

762
00:31:02,620 --> 00:31:04,000
Their stink masks on

763
00:31:04,000 --> 00:31:04,980
As they looked

764
00:31:04,980 --> 00:31:05,500
At the fucking

765
00:31:05,500 --> 00:31:06,520
Savage job

766
00:31:06,520 --> 00:31:07,380
That had been done

767
00:31:07,380 --> 00:31:08,060
By a shitty

768
00:31:08,060 --> 00:31:09,860
Imagine they got

769
00:31:09,860 --> 00:31:10,620
Someone to do up

770
00:31:10,620 --> 00:31:11,700
The fucking Coliseum

771
00:31:11,700 --> 00:31:12,160
But they were

772
00:31:12,160 --> 00:31:13,540
Like rogue traders

773
00:31:13,540 --> 00:31:14,940
It reopens

774
00:31:14,940 --> 00:31:15,460
To visitors

775
00:31:15,460 --> 00:31:16,480
After a three month

776
00:31:16,480 --> 00:31:17,640
Coronavirus lockdown

777
00:31:17,640 --> 00:31:18,500
Okay

778
00:31:18,500 --> 00:31:20,860
There was a fucking

779
00:31:20,860 --> 00:31:22,160
Fierce smell of apple pie

780
00:31:22,160 --> 00:31:24,600
There was a fierce

781
00:31:24,600 --> 00:31:25,760
Smell of apple pie

782
00:31:25,760 --> 00:31:26,480
The last day

783
00:31:26,480 --> 00:31:27,700
In Rome's Coliseum

784
00:31:27,700 --> 00:31:29,360
As the stink mask

785
00:31:29,360 --> 00:31:30,760
Clad authority

786
00:31:30,760 --> 00:31:31,980
Got to grips

787
00:31:31,980 --> 00:31:32,760
With a terrible

788
00:31:32,760 --> 00:31:33,540
Botch job

789
00:31:33,540 --> 00:31:34,400
On a construction

790
00:31:34,400 --> 00:31:36,400
A construction slab

791
00:31:36,400 --> 00:31:37,980
Down the Coliseum

792
00:31:37,980 --> 00:31:39,560
Christ was there

793
00:31:39,560 --> 00:31:40,960
Christ

794
00:31:40,960 --> 00:31:44,760
People watched on

795
00:31:44,760 --> 00:31:45,920
As visitors came in

796
00:31:45,920 --> 00:31:46,880
To have a little look

797
00:31:46,880 --> 00:31:47,440
At a place

798
00:31:47,440 --> 00:31:48,960
Where untold

799
00:31:48,960 --> 00:31:49,620
Violence

800
00:31:49,620 --> 00:31:50,560
Used to take place

801
00:31:50,560 --> 00:31:51,240
For the pleasure

802
00:31:51,240 --> 00:31:52,120
Of thousands

803
00:31:52,120 --> 00:31:53,760
Thousands for free

804
00:31:53,760 --> 00:31:54,460
And there was no

805
00:31:54,460 --> 00:31:55,180
Question about it

806
00:31:55,180 --> 00:31:56,120
There was no moralist

807
00:31:56,120 --> 00:31:56,880
It was just

808
00:31:56,880 --> 00:31:57,540
Go crack

809
00:31:57,540 --> 00:31:59,100
And then the

810
00:31:59,100 --> 00:32:00,080
PC brigade

811
00:32:00,080 --> 00:32:01,000
Got involved

812
00:32:01,000 --> 00:32:02,640
And before you knew it

813
00:32:02,640 --> 00:32:04,540
You're getting your face

814
00:32:04,540 --> 00:32:05,020
Scanned

815
00:32:05,020 --> 00:32:08,440
And then there's no

816
00:32:08,440 --> 00:32:09,620
Fucking lying in the thing

817
00:32:09,620 --> 00:32:12,560
We've been lying to

818
00:32:12,560 --> 00:32:13,200
All along

819
00:32:13,200 --> 00:32:14,360
By the history books

820
00:32:14,360 --> 00:32:15,600
Sure how do we know

821
00:32:15,600 --> 00:32:16,220
There were lions

822
00:32:16,220 --> 00:32:16,880
Back in the day

823
00:32:16,880 --> 00:32:17,440
Doing the fucking

824
00:32:17,440 --> 00:32:17,880
Business

825
00:32:17,880 --> 00:32:19,360
Against gladiators

826
00:32:19,360 --> 00:32:21,280
We've no

827
00:32:21,280 --> 00:32:22,160
There's no videos

828
00:32:22,160 --> 00:32:22,780
On youtube

829
00:32:22,780 --> 00:32:23,660
Of fucking Romans

830
00:32:23,660 --> 00:32:25,020
Doing the crack

831
00:32:25,020 --> 00:32:29,420
Imagine if they had

832
00:32:29,420 --> 00:32:30,460
Fucking video cameras

833
00:32:30,460 --> 00:32:31,280
In Coliseums

834
00:32:31,280 --> 00:32:31,720
In Rome

835
00:32:31,720 --> 00:32:32,540
Back in Rome

836
00:32:32,540 --> 00:32:33,260
Back in the day

837
00:32:33,260 --> 00:32:36,000
Some of that footage

838
00:32:36,000 --> 00:32:40,900
Fucking live leak

839
00:32:40,900 --> 00:32:44,380
You had to be

840
00:32:44,380 --> 00:32:44,700
Fucking

841
00:32:44,700 --> 00:32:46,340
You'd be asking

842
00:32:46,340 --> 00:32:47,540
Some serious questions

843
00:32:47,540 --> 00:32:48,760
At two in the morning

844
00:32:48,760 --> 00:32:49,640
Watching that shit

845
00:32:49,640 --> 00:32:51,280
On live leak

846
00:32:51,280 --> 00:32:55,300
Versailles gets ready

847
00:32:55,300 --> 00:32:56,260
To open up

848
00:32:56,260 --> 00:32:56,800
The legacy

849
00:32:56,800 --> 00:32:57,760
Of sunkin

850
00:32:57,760 --> 00:33:00,160
Hasn't sunk in yet

851
00:33:00,160 --> 00:33:00,520
With them

852
00:33:00,520 --> 00:33:02,140
Robots deployed

853
00:33:02,140 --> 00:33:02,940
To shopping malls

854
00:33:02,940 --> 00:33:03,980
Again with the robots

855
00:33:03,980 --> 00:33:04,920
Boring enough man

856
00:33:04,920 --> 00:33:05,940
Sorry about the robots

857
00:33:05,940 --> 00:33:06,780
They're great crack

858
00:33:06,780 --> 00:33:07,960
They're not great crack

859
00:33:07,960 --> 00:33:08,620
They're great

860
00:33:08,620 --> 00:33:09,520
They're great machines

861
00:33:09,520 --> 00:33:10,560
Well done

862
00:33:10,560 --> 00:33:11,480
They can move around

863
00:33:11,480 --> 00:33:13,460
But they're getting boring

864
00:33:13,460 --> 00:33:14,080
They're getting

865
00:33:14,080 --> 00:33:15,960
Hey that's fucking cool enough

866
00:33:15,960 --> 00:33:16,260
Actually

867
00:33:16,260 --> 00:33:17,260
5G enabled

868
00:33:17,260 --> 00:33:20,060
Who cares about the 5G masks

869
00:33:20,060 --> 00:33:21,520
Or the 5G masks

870
00:33:21,520 --> 00:33:24,080
Or maybe the masks

871
00:33:24,080 --> 00:33:24,820
That they've given us

872
00:33:24,820 --> 00:33:25,840
Are fucking 5G

873
00:33:25,840 --> 00:33:27,560
That's how they've

874
00:33:27,560 --> 00:33:28,380
Fucking done it man

875
00:33:28,380 --> 00:33:31,420
This is getting deeper

876
00:33:31,420 --> 00:33:32,000
And deeper now

877
00:33:32,000 --> 00:33:33,220
But who cares about

878
00:33:33,220 --> 00:33:34,080
5G masks

879
00:33:34,080 --> 00:33:35,020
When this fucking

880
00:33:35,020 --> 00:33:36,280
When you get this crack

881
00:33:36,280 --> 00:33:37,500
Mad crack

882
00:33:37,500 --> 00:33:38,780
I was only

883
00:33:38,780 --> 00:33:39,700
Schlagging them off

884
00:33:39,700 --> 00:33:40,240
A minute ago

885
00:33:40,240 --> 00:33:41,140
Now I'm impressed

886
00:33:41,140 --> 00:33:46,440
Robots

887
00:33:46,440 --> 00:33:47,340
You thought you'd seen

888
00:33:47,340 --> 00:33:47,960
The last of them

889
00:33:47,960 --> 00:33:48,700
You are wrong

890
00:33:48,700 --> 00:33:49,720
There's more of the fuckers

891
00:33:49,720 --> 00:33:50,360
And this lad's

892
00:33:50,360 --> 00:33:50,920
Off his head

893
00:33:50,920 --> 00:33:52,740
Where else

894
00:33:52,740 --> 00:33:53,820
But Bangkok

895
00:33:53,820 --> 00:33:54,720
Thailand

896
00:33:54,720 --> 00:33:56,760
Disinfection care

897
00:33:56,760 --> 00:33:57,780
Is the order of the day

898
00:33:57,780 --> 00:33:59,140
And these little babies

899
00:33:59,140 --> 00:34:00,240
Can walk

900
00:34:00,240 --> 00:34:00,920
Talk

901
00:34:00,920 --> 00:34:02,460
And disinfect you

902
00:34:02,460 --> 00:34:04,440
Or any part of your body

903
00:34:04,440 --> 00:34:05,320
That you see fit

904
00:34:05,320 --> 00:34:06,040
Within reason

905
00:34:06,040 --> 00:34:07,100
Within the parameters

906
00:34:07,100 --> 00:34:08,520
And control of decency

907
00:34:08,520 --> 00:34:09,180
And taste

908
00:34:09,180 --> 00:34:11,500
At any given moment

909
00:34:11,500 --> 00:34:11,880
In time

910
00:34:11,880 --> 00:34:12,520
In Bangkok

911
00:34:12,520 --> 00:34:13,400
Shopping centres

912
00:34:13,400 --> 00:34:16,400
They even know

913
00:34:16,400 --> 00:34:17,620
How to use the escalators

914
00:34:17,620 --> 00:34:19,860
And that's not all

915
00:34:19,860 --> 00:34:20,900
This little guy

916
00:34:20,900 --> 00:34:23,640
Gives you directions

917
00:34:23,640 --> 00:34:25,720
To wave at his eyes

918
00:34:25,720 --> 00:34:26,220
So he knows

919
00:34:26,220 --> 00:34:26,800
That you're going

920
00:34:26,800 --> 00:34:28,740
And he'll say goodbye

921
00:34:28,740 --> 00:34:32,120
And wave you away

922
00:34:32,120 --> 00:34:34,500
Did he give them the finger

923
00:34:34,500 --> 00:34:35,120
There at the end

924
00:34:35,120 --> 00:34:36,640
Look a little fucking cheeky

925
00:34:36,640 --> 00:34:38,260
He was

926
00:34:38,260 --> 00:34:39,080
He got them

927
00:34:39,080 --> 00:34:39,360
He

928
00:34:39,360 --> 00:34:40,420
He was a real

929
00:34:40,420 --> 00:34:41,240
Double bluff

930
00:34:41,240 --> 00:34:42,680
See you later lads

931
00:34:42,680 --> 00:34:43,740
And then look at this

932
00:34:43,740 --> 00:34:44,480
Watch this

933
00:34:44,480 --> 00:34:46,620
Bit of a fucking twist

934
00:34:46,620 --> 00:34:47,800
The intent

935
00:34:47,800 --> 00:34:47,820
The intent

936
00:34:47,820 --> 00:34:48,200
Was there

937
00:34:48,200 --> 00:34:48,520
Was it?

938
00:34:56,520 --> 00:34:57,920
There's just the fucking tip

939
00:34:57,920 --> 00:34:58,400
Of it there

940
00:34:58,400 --> 00:34:59,900
He's twisting

941
00:34:59,900 --> 00:35:00,660
There look

942
00:35:00,660 --> 00:35:02,360
You can already see that one

943
00:35:02,360 --> 00:35:03,600
It's already going up

944
00:35:03,600 --> 00:35:04,520
So fuck you

945
00:35:04,520 --> 00:35:08,540
Ted

946
00:35:08,540 --> 00:35:08,560
Ted

947
00:35:08,560 --> 00:35:09,360
Thank you very much

948
00:35:09,360 --> 00:35:09,880
For your tip

949
00:35:09,880 --> 00:35:10,920
Ted

950
00:35:10,920 --> 00:35:13,120
Ted's after you

951
00:35:13,120 --> 00:35:15,800
Missed the last few streams

952
00:35:15,800 --> 00:35:17,400
Delighted to catch this one

953
00:35:17,400 --> 00:35:18,260
Hope you're keeping well

954
00:35:18,260 --> 00:35:19,500
I'm delighted you caught it

955
00:35:19,500 --> 00:35:20,440
Thanks very much

956
00:35:20,440 --> 00:35:21,560
And thanks for the tip

957
00:35:21,560 --> 00:35:23,040
We'll give fucking

958
00:35:23,040 --> 00:35:23,580
Robo

959
00:35:23,580 --> 00:35:24,060
Bangkok

960
00:35:24,060 --> 00:35:25,340
Robo 5

961
00:35:25,340 --> 00:35:26,820
Another blast

962
00:35:26,820 --> 00:35:27,520
Before we go

963
00:35:27,520 --> 00:35:32,540
Crazy dreams

964
00:35:32,540 --> 00:35:34,060
Crazy realities

965
00:35:34,060 --> 00:35:34,880
It seems

966
00:35:34,880 --> 00:35:36,240
In a Bangkok

967
00:35:36,240 --> 00:35:38,080
Thailand shopping centre

968
00:35:38,080 --> 00:35:40,680
It was funny how he's off his head

969
00:35:40,680 --> 00:35:43,460
Robots were off their heads

970
00:35:43,460 --> 00:35:44,800
In Bangkok the last day

971
00:35:44,800 --> 00:35:45,620
After going

972
00:35:45,620 --> 00:35:47,980
Going heavy on the fucking antivirus

973
00:35:47,980 --> 00:35:52,520
This lad had the antivirus installed

974
00:35:52,520 --> 00:35:53,560
For the fucking COVID

975
00:35:53,560 --> 00:35:54,620
But they injected him

976
00:35:54,620 --> 00:35:55,480
With a few fucking

977
00:35:55,480 --> 00:35:56,980
Yippity-yoo-yaz

978
00:35:56,980 --> 00:35:58,340
And he ended up

979
00:35:58,340 --> 00:36:00,940
Short circuit got fucking wired

980
00:36:00,940 --> 00:36:05,020
Short circuit was fucking wired

981
00:36:05,020 --> 00:36:06,660
The last day I met in Bangkok

982
00:36:06,660 --> 00:36:08,820
Sure the fucking police

983
00:36:08,820 --> 00:36:09,880
Will fucking arrest you

984
00:36:09,880 --> 00:36:10,740
For that shit like

985
00:36:10,740 --> 00:36:13,000
There's no fucking tolerance

986
00:36:13,000 --> 00:36:13,680
Over there like

987
00:36:13,680 --> 00:36:19,280
Few of the Robo boys

988
00:36:19,280 --> 00:36:20,940
Were on the Bangkok bullets

989
00:36:20,940 --> 00:36:21,600
The last night

990
00:36:21,600 --> 00:36:24,280
Fucking Robo 5G 9000

991
00:36:24,280 --> 00:36:25,480
Started spinning around

992
00:36:25,480 --> 00:36:26,800
Tripping out mad style

993
00:36:26,800 --> 00:36:29,660
They were only meant to fucking

994
00:36:29,660 --> 00:36:31,400
Disinfect the general populace

995
00:36:31,400 --> 00:36:31,780
Like but

996
00:36:31,780 --> 00:36:33,700
I think one of them

997
00:36:33,700 --> 00:36:34,420
The dog lad

998
00:36:34,420 --> 00:36:35,000
Was fucking

999
00:36:35,000 --> 00:36:36,540
Getting high on the old

1000
00:36:36,540 --> 00:36:37,760
Fucking antivirus

1001
00:36:37,760 --> 00:36:39,320
You know

1002
00:36:39,320 --> 00:36:40,140
He had the fucking

1003
00:36:40,140 --> 00:36:41,140
Kaspersky job

1004
00:36:41,140 --> 00:36:43,120
He had a bottle of

1005
00:36:43,120 --> 00:36:44,560
Kaspersky juice

1006
00:36:44,560 --> 00:36:45,780
On the back of his yoke

1007
00:36:45,780 --> 00:36:48,340
And it seeped into his mainframe

1008
00:36:48,340 --> 00:36:50,240
Cunt ended up fucking

1009
00:36:50,240 --> 00:36:51,360
Getting scared of

1010
00:36:51,360 --> 00:36:53,560
Getting scared of an escalator

1011
00:36:53,560 --> 00:36:55,540
Cunt ended up getting scared

1012
00:36:55,540 --> 00:36:56,520
Of an escalator man

1013
00:36:56,520 --> 00:36:58,020
And fucking backing off home

1014
00:36:58,020 --> 00:36:59,840
Thought it was the demon of hell

1015
00:36:59,840 --> 00:37:00,120
Like

1016
00:37:00,120 --> 00:37:02,400
The other guy ended up

1017
00:37:02,400 --> 00:37:03,820
Giving out directions to guns

1018
00:37:03,820 --> 00:37:04,760
Like but he said that

1019
00:37:04,760 --> 00:37:05,520
He didn't even know

1020
00:37:05,520 --> 00:37:06,320
What he was saying

1021
00:37:06,320 --> 00:37:07,260
When he got back like

1022
00:37:07,260 --> 00:37:08,460
So hopefully the

1023
00:37:08,460 --> 00:37:09,480
The people found out

1024
00:37:09,480 --> 00:37:10,820
Where he was directing them

1025
00:37:10,820 --> 00:37:12,880
He said he gave him a wave as well

1026
00:37:12,880 --> 00:37:14,280
And then right at the end

1027
00:37:14,280 --> 00:37:15,180
He went fuck you

1028
00:37:15,180 --> 00:37:20,520
Nah it's a thumb

1029
00:37:20,520 --> 00:37:21,180
It's

1030
00:37:21,180 --> 00:37:22,240
It's easily a thumb

1031
00:37:22,240 --> 00:37:23,260
Yeah yeah

1032
00:37:23,260 --> 00:37:24,920
Nearly though

1033
00:37:24,920 --> 00:37:26,940
You're to you heard

1034
00:37:26,940 --> 00:37:28,580
Thanks for the tip

1035
00:37:28,580 --> 00:37:36,700
Check the chat there

1036
00:37:36,700 --> 00:37:37,560
Make sure the voice

1037
00:37:37,560 --> 00:37:38,460
Yeah yeah okay

1038
00:37:38,460 --> 00:37:39,080
No shame

1039
00:37:39,080 --> 00:37:39,540
Chances

1040
00:37:39,540 --> 00:37:40,920
Okay it works

1041
00:37:40,920 --> 00:37:42,340
So the voice is okay

1042
00:37:42,340 --> 00:37:43,340
Okay thanks very much

1043
00:37:43,340 --> 00:37:43,720
Yeah yeah

1044
00:37:43,720 --> 00:37:47,540
20 seconds to comply

1045
00:37:47,540 --> 00:37:49,460
Robocop

1046
00:37:49,460 --> 00:37:50,240
Robodog

1047
00:37:50,240 --> 00:37:55,900
Robomodra

1048
00:37:55,900 --> 00:37:57,120
5,000

1049
00:37:57,120 --> 00:38:01,100
Nine year old boys

1050
00:38:01,100 --> 00:38:02,820
Outrageous Israel

1051
00:38:02,820 --> 00:38:03,600
To kill police

1052
00:38:03,600 --> 00:38:04,480
Kill

1053
00:38:04,480 --> 00:38:05,300
Oh please kill

1054
00:38:05,300 --> 00:38:06,500
Palestinian man

1055
00:38:06,500 --> 00:38:07,220
Fucking hell

1056
00:38:07,220 --> 00:38:08,660
Artists in Paris

1057
00:38:08,660 --> 00:38:10,560
Pandemic

1058
00:38:10,560 --> 00:38:11,240
Art

1059
00:38:11,240 --> 00:38:12,660
Bit of art

1060
00:38:12,660 --> 00:38:14,240
Bit of fucking

1061
00:38:14,240 --> 00:38:15,280
Bit of fucking

1062
00:38:15,280 --> 00:38:16,020
COVID art

1063
00:38:16,020 --> 00:38:16,920
Over on the streets

1064
00:38:16,920 --> 00:38:17,400
Of Paris

1065
00:38:17,400 --> 00:38:18,100
The last day

1066
00:38:18,100 --> 00:38:19,080
Some lad was having

1067
00:38:19,080 --> 00:38:20,140
A bit of a slapdash

1068
00:38:20,140 --> 00:38:21,000
With a paintbrush

1069
00:38:21,000 --> 00:38:22,140
Painting hearts

1070
00:38:22,140 --> 00:38:23,080
And fucking stars

1071
00:38:23,080 --> 00:38:24,200
And sequins

1072
00:38:24,200 --> 00:38:24,880
And rainbows

1073
00:38:24,880 --> 00:38:25,440
Wherever the fuck

1074
00:38:25,440 --> 00:38:25,880
You want it

1075
00:38:25,880 --> 00:38:28,480
Just goes to show you

1076
00:38:28,480 --> 00:38:29,160
Like some of the

1077
00:38:29,160 --> 00:38:29,740
Fucking stuff

1078
00:38:29,740 --> 00:38:30,460
That comes out

1079
00:38:30,460 --> 00:38:31,160
During a lockdown

1080
00:38:31,160 --> 00:38:31,600
You know

1081
00:38:31,600 --> 00:38:33,460
It's inspiring

1082
00:38:33,460 --> 00:38:34,540
And the way that

1083
00:38:34,540 --> 00:38:35,260
Heart was rendered

1084
00:38:35,260 --> 00:38:35,900
On the ground

1085
00:38:35,900 --> 00:38:37,120
See it's not even rolling

1086
00:38:37,120 --> 00:38:42,020
An artist over

1087
00:38:42,020 --> 00:38:43,000
In the Parisian

1088
00:38:43,000 --> 00:38:43,860
Dreamscape

1089
00:38:43,860 --> 00:38:44,640
Of Paris

1090
00:38:44,640 --> 00:38:45,760
Was giving out

1091
00:38:45,760 --> 00:38:46,400
A bit of fucking

1092
00:38:46,400 --> 00:38:47,280
Art the last day

1093
00:38:47,280 --> 00:38:48,540
Free of charge

1094
00:38:48,540 --> 00:38:49,100
Of course

1095
00:38:49,100 --> 00:38:49,820
To everyone

1096
00:38:49,820 --> 00:38:50,620
Who wanted it

1097
00:38:50,620 --> 00:38:52,360
It was an abstract

1098
00:38:52,360 --> 00:38:53,000
Piece

1099
00:38:53,000 --> 00:38:56,540
Kind of saying

1100
00:38:56,540 --> 00:38:57,380
That the whole world

1101
00:38:57,380 --> 00:38:58,200
Was fragile

1102
00:38:58,200 --> 00:38:58,940
You know

1103
00:38:58,940 --> 00:38:59,520
With COVID

1104
00:38:59,520 --> 00:39:00,360
And all that crack

1105
00:39:00,360 --> 00:39:05,440
It was alright

1106
00:39:05,440 --> 00:39:06,020
Like but

1107
00:39:06,020 --> 00:39:07,740
TVs and fucking

1108
00:39:07,740 --> 00:39:08,440
Playstations

1109
00:39:08,440 --> 00:39:08,900
Are better

1110
00:39:08,900 --> 00:39:11,100
There was a lad

1111
00:39:11,100 --> 00:39:12,300
Doing spray paints

1112
00:39:12,300 --> 00:39:12,720
As well

1113
00:39:12,720 --> 00:39:13,780
In badadjas

1114
00:39:13,780 --> 00:39:15,540
Fucking virus

1115
00:39:15,540 --> 00:39:16,220
Stuff

1116
00:39:16,220 --> 00:39:17,740
And lads in masks

1117
00:39:17,740 --> 00:39:19,920
It was good

1118
00:39:19,920 --> 00:39:20,540
Well done

1119
00:39:20,540 --> 00:39:21,060
Like you know

1120
00:39:21,060 --> 00:39:24,400
But TVs and

1121
00:39:24,400 --> 00:39:25,000
Playstations

1122
00:39:25,000 --> 00:39:25,460
Are fucking

1123
00:39:25,460 --> 00:39:26,000
Better like

1124
00:39:26,000 --> 00:39:33,820
Versailles

1125
00:39:33,820 --> 00:39:35,300
A palace of dreams

1126
00:39:35,300 --> 00:39:36,400
In France

1127
00:39:36,400 --> 00:39:37,540
Near Paris enough

1128
00:39:37,540 --> 00:39:37,940
Actually

1129
00:39:37,940 --> 00:39:39,340
There was a lad there

1130
00:39:39,340 --> 00:39:40,380
Louis the 14th

1131
00:39:40,380 --> 00:39:41,040
Who got fucking

1132
00:39:41,040 --> 00:39:41,680
Jocked

1133
00:39:41,680 --> 00:39:42,880
And told to fuck off

1134
00:39:42,880 --> 00:39:43,660
Back to wherever

1135
00:39:43,660 --> 00:39:44,140
The fuck

1136
00:39:44,140 --> 00:39:44,740
Oh yeah actually

1137
00:39:44,740 --> 00:39:45,240
They killed him

1138
00:39:45,240 --> 00:39:46,660
Chopped his head off

1139
00:39:46,660 --> 00:39:47,560
Made it roll down

1140
00:39:47,560 --> 00:39:48,780
The steps

1141
00:39:48,780 --> 00:39:49,960
People cheered

1142
00:39:49,960 --> 00:39:51,420
Do you know

1143
00:39:51,420 --> 00:39:51,920
So I mean

1144
00:39:51,920 --> 00:39:52,880
There was the Roman

1145
00:39:52,880 --> 00:39:53,680
Lads doing the

1146
00:39:53,680 --> 00:39:54,640
Fucking lion business

1147
00:39:54,640 --> 00:39:55,640
Over in the Colossium

1148
00:39:55,640 --> 00:39:56,900
The French boys

1149
00:39:56,900 --> 00:39:57,980
Were doing guillotine

1150
00:39:57,980 --> 00:39:58,200
And

1151
00:39:58,200 --> 00:40:00,700
Fucking mad into the

1152
00:40:00,700 --> 00:40:01,080
Guillotine

1153
00:40:01,080 --> 00:40:02,040
And opulence

1154
00:40:02,040 --> 00:40:02,460
As well

1155
00:40:02,460 --> 00:40:04,660
Just goes to show you

1156
00:40:04,660 --> 00:40:05,060
A class

1157
00:40:05,060 --> 00:40:06,400
Extreme class

1158
00:40:06,400 --> 00:40:07,980
Can also be

1159
00:40:07,980 --> 00:40:09,480
Going on around

1160
00:40:09,480 --> 00:40:10,440
The same time

1161
00:40:10,440 --> 00:40:10,680
As

1162
00:40:10,680 --> 00:40:12,100
Extreme

1163
00:40:12,100 --> 00:40:12,640
Fucking

1164
00:40:12,640 --> 00:40:15,040
Hard guillotine

1165
00:40:15,040 --> 00:40:15,500
Of heads

1166
00:40:15,500 --> 00:40:15,740
Like

1167
00:40:15,740 --> 00:40:15,920
You know

1168
00:40:15,920 --> 00:40:16,400
People go

1169
00:40:16,400 --> 00:40:17,320
Rawr

1170
00:40:17,320 --> 00:40:18,520
Rawr

1171
00:40:18,520 --> 00:40:20,640
People turn into the lions

1172
00:40:20,640 --> 00:40:20,920
Like

1173
00:40:20,920 --> 00:40:21,740
Watching the stuff

1174
00:40:21,740 --> 00:40:25,600
Count

1175
00:40:25,600 --> 00:40:26,360
Dracula

1176
00:40:26,360 --> 00:40:27,520
Draculaura

1177
00:40:27,520 --> 00:40:28,320
Thank you very much

1178
00:40:28,320 --> 00:40:28,780
For the tip

1179
00:40:28,780 --> 00:40:29,740
How's Fontaine doing

1180
00:40:29,740 --> 00:40:30,120
In lockdown

1181
00:40:30,120 --> 00:40:30,980
I'd say he's doing

1182
00:40:30,980 --> 00:40:31,600
Alright man

1183
00:40:31,600 --> 00:40:32,980
It's into the

1184
00:40:32,980 --> 00:40:33,820
Fucking soccer ball

1185
00:40:33,820 --> 00:40:34,200
With the

1186
00:40:34,200 --> 00:40:35,120
The other fella

1187
00:40:35,120 --> 00:40:36,820
Thanks for the tip

1188
00:40:36,820 --> 00:40:40,060
Golden gates

1189
00:40:40,060 --> 00:40:41,140
When they get me up

1190
00:40:41,140 --> 00:40:42,300
To the golden gates

1191
00:40:42,300 --> 00:40:45,620
Wow

1192
00:40:45,620 --> 00:40:46,940
Fucking hell

1193
00:40:46,940 --> 00:40:49,380
Wow

1194
00:40:49,380 --> 00:40:52,360
Whoa

1195
00:40:52,360 --> 00:40:54,440
Just only realizing

1196
00:40:54,440 --> 00:40:54,700
How

1197
00:40:54,700 --> 00:40:56,120
Look at the fireplace

1198
00:40:56,120 --> 00:40:58,000
Imagine a massive fire

1199
00:40:58,000 --> 00:40:58,380
In that

1200
00:40:58,380 --> 00:41:01,240
Two bags of coal

1201
00:41:01,240 --> 00:41:01,620
A night

1202
00:41:01,620 --> 00:41:02,540
Easy

1203
00:41:02,540 --> 00:41:05,140
Cause it'd be a ballroom

1204
00:41:05,140 --> 00:41:05,440
As well

1205
00:41:05,440 --> 00:41:05,720
You know

1206
00:41:05,720 --> 00:41:06,600
People

1207
00:41:06,600 --> 00:41:07,640
Fucking dancing around

1208
00:41:07,640 --> 00:41:08,200
Prancing

1209
00:41:08,200 --> 00:41:09,640
Chancing

1210
00:41:09,640 --> 00:41:16,660
Few of the lads

1211
00:41:16,660 --> 00:41:17,780
Were over in Versailles

1212
00:41:17,780 --> 00:41:18,500
The last day

1213
00:41:18,500 --> 00:41:21,080
They said it was like

1214
00:41:21,080 --> 00:41:21,980
A dreamscape

1215
00:41:21,980 --> 00:41:22,760
That they'd never

1216
00:41:22,760 --> 00:41:23,600
Witnessed before

1217
00:41:23,600 --> 00:41:25,800
They said the fireplace

1218
00:41:25,800 --> 00:41:26,420
Could have done

1219
00:41:26,420 --> 00:41:27,360
Two bags of coal

1220
00:41:27,360 --> 00:41:27,760
A night

1221
00:41:27,760 --> 00:41:28,840
Easy style

1222
00:41:28,840 --> 00:41:30,320
Apparently

1223
00:41:30,320 --> 00:41:31,580
Louis the 14th

1224
00:41:31,580 --> 00:41:32,140
Had his fucking

1225
00:41:32,140 --> 00:41:33,220
Head chopped off

1226
00:41:33,220 --> 00:41:34,860
After a gang of

1227
00:41:34,860 --> 00:41:35,280
Shams

1228
00:41:35,280 --> 00:41:36,260
Managed to breach

1229
00:41:36,260 --> 00:41:37,360
Entry inside it

1230
00:41:37,360 --> 00:41:38,760
And grab a hold

1231
00:41:38,760 --> 00:41:39,360
Of the fucker

1232
00:41:39,360 --> 00:41:40,720
And stick him

1233
00:41:40,720 --> 00:41:41,620
Into a van

1234
00:41:41,620 --> 00:41:42,440
Even though they

1235
00:41:42,440 --> 00:41:43,180
Didn't even have

1236
00:41:43,180 --> 00:41:44,020
Vans back in the

1237
00:41:44,020 --> 00:41:44,960
Revolution times

1238
00:41:44,960 --> 00:41:46,060
Tell you what

1239
00:41:46,060 --> 00:41:46,560
They did have

1240
00:41:46,560 --> 00:41:47,900
Golden fucking

1241
00:41:47,900 --> 00:41:48,480
Cherubs

1242
00:41:48,480 --> 00:41:49,720
And doors and

1243
00:41:49,720 --> 00:41:50,640
Organs as well

1244
00:41:50,640 --> 00:41:53,420
Ray Manzrich from

1245
00:41:53,420 --> 00:41:54,140
The Doors said

1246
00:41:54,140 --> 00:41:54,620
He'd love to

1247
00:41:54,620 --> 00:41:55,400
He'd love to have

1248
00:41:55,400 --> 00:41:56,060
A go on it

1249
00:41:56,060 --> 00:41:57,240
Actually he's gone

1250
00:41:57,240 --> 00:41:57,480
Sorry

1251
00:41:57,480 --> 00:41:59,580
That's shit

1252
00:41:59,580 --> 00:41:59,580
That's shit

1253
00:41:59,580 --> 00:41:59,900
Isn't it

1254
00:41:59,900 --> 00:42:00,340
When you realise

1255
00:42:00,340 --> 00:42:01,000
People have fucking

1256
00:42:01,000 --> 00:42:01,420
Died

1257
00:42:01,420 --> 00:42:03,600
Not to bring a

1258
00:42:03,600 --> 00:42:04,340
Downer buzz on it

1259
00:42:04,340 --> 00:42:04,580
Anyway

1260
00:42:04,580 --> 00:42:06,060
There was a bit of

1261
00:42:06,060 --> 00:42:06,320
Fucking

1262
00:42:06,320 --> 00:42:07,160
It's just because I

1263
00:42:07,160 --> 00:42:08,120
Said the doors as

1264
00:42:08,120 --> 00:42:08,860
Well and the organ

1265
00:42:08,860 --> 00:42:09,660
And then I forgot

1266
00:42:09,660 --> 00:42:10,780
Manzrich was fucking

1267
00:42:10,780 --> 00:42:11,100
Dead

1268
00:42:11,100 --> 00:42:13,380
But who was this lad

1269
00:42:13,380 --> 00:42:13,760
Anyways

1270
00:42:13,760 --> 00:42:14,780
He could be another

1271
00:42:14,780 --> 00:42:15,460
Fucking Manzrich

1272
00:42:15,460 --> 00:42:16,160
You never know

1273
00:42:16,160 --> 00:42:26,220
That's crap

1274
00:42:26,220 --> 00:42:28,560
That's crap

1275
00:42:28,560 --> 00:42:30,640
Pompeii

1276
00:42:30,640 --> 00:42:31,880
Place where the

1277
00:42:31,880 --> 00:42:32,880
Volcano went

1278
00:42:32,880 --> 00:42:33,820
Kaboombo

1279
00:42:33,820 --> 00:42:35,180
Over a hundred

1280
00:42:35,180 --> 00:42:35,940
Or two hundred

1281
00:42:35,940 --> 00:42:36,640
Years ago

1282
00:42:36,640 --> 00:42:37,680
Don't ask me

1283
00:42:37,680 --> 00:42:39,200
What do I look like

1284
00:42:39,200 --> 00:42:39,800
A fucking

1285
00:42:39,800 --> 00:42:41,180
Dictionary of time

1286
00:42:41,180 --> 00:42:46,880
The Pompeii boys

1287
00:42:46,880 --> 00:42:48,100
Were doing a bit

1288
00:42:48,100 --> 00:42:48,540
Of fucking

1289
00:42:48,540 --> 00:42:49,200
Scanning

1290
00:42:49,200 --> 00:42:52,240
Scan the QR code

1291
00:42:52,240 --> 00:42:52,960
On your eyeball

1292
00:42:52,960 --> 00:42:53,840
That's been seared

1293
00:42:53,840 --> 00:42:54,640
Into your retina

1294
00:42:54,640 --> 00:42:54,960
Now

1295
00:42:54,960 --> 00:42:55,680
When you go to

1296
00:42:55,680 --> 00:42:56,360
Specs savers

1297
00:42:56,360 --> 00:43:00,140
Class debates

1298
00:43:00,140 --> 00:43:00,840
Were held there

1299
00:43:00,840 --> 00:43:01,940
Look it's amazing

1300
00:43:01,940 --> 00:43:02,800
The fucking streets

1301
00:43:02,800 --> 00:43:03,280
Are still

1302
00:43:03,280 --> 00:43:04,340
Sound

1303
00:43:04,340 --> 00:43:05,160
After all the

1304
00:43:05,160 --> 00:43:06,600
The volcanic ash

1305
00:43:06,600 --> 00:43:08,180
Maybe it's been

1306
00:43:08,180 --> 00:43:09,000
Restored like

1307
00:43:09,000 --> 00:43:10,600
Well obviously

1308
00:43:10,600 --> 00:43:11,160
It's been restored

1309
00:43:11,160 --> 00:43:11,780
But I mean

1310
00:43:11,780 --> 00:43:12,100
Fucking

1311
00:43:12,100 --> 00:43:13,500
Is that

1312
00:43:13,500 --> 00:43:15,040
Is that

1313
00:43:15,040 --> 00:43:15,900
Remnant of the

1314
00:43:15,900 --> 00:43:16,420
The past

1315
00:43:16,420 --> 00:43:16,800
Or is that

1316
00:43:16,800 --> 00:43:17,300
Being like

1317
00:43:17,300 --> 00:43:18,240
Oh let's put a few

1318
00:43:18,240 --> 00:43:19,540
Mosaic tiles down here

1319
00:43:19,540 --> 00:43:20,260
Get a few

1320
00:43:20,260 --> 00:43:21,100
A few more

1321
00:43:21,100 --> 00:43:22,000
Tourists in

1322
00:43:22,000 --> 00:43:23,220
And what went on

1323
00:43:23,220 --> 00:43:23,860
Down there

1324
00:43:23,860 --> 00:43:24,440
Even in

1325
00:43:24,440 --> 00:43:25,480
Even in the day

1326
00:43:25,480 --> 00:43:26,180
Back in the day

1327
00:43:26,180 --> 00:43:26,940
When they had that

1328
00:43:26,940 --> 00:43:29,320
Why would you need

1329
00:43:29,320 --> 00:43:29,760
A pit

1330
00:43:29,760 --> 00:43:30,900
Like a trap door

1331
00:43:30,900 --> 00:43:31,860
Entrance to a pit

1332
00:43:31,860 --> 00:43:32,520
In your room

1333
00:43:32,520 --> 00:43:34,000
Unless that was a

1334
00:43:34,000 --> 00:43:34,940
Toilet or a drain

1335
00:43:34,940 --> 00:43:37,940
You wouldn't know

1336
00:43:37,940 --> 00:43:38,360
You just

1337
00:43:38,360 --> 00:43:38,960
You wouldn't know

1338
00:43:38,960 --> 00:43:39,440
Unless you were

1339
00:43:39,440 --> 00:43:41,720
Into the architecture

1340
00:43:41,720 --> 00:43:42,380
Of that era

1341
00:43:42,380 --> 00:43:45,120
There were strict

1342
00:43:45,120 --> 00:43:46,400
Measures in place

1343
00:43:46,400 --> 00:43:47,660
Including temperature

1344
00:43:47,660 --> 00:43:48,880
Checks the other day

1345
00:43:48,880 --> 00:43:50,060
In Pompeii

1346
00:43:50,060 --> 00:43:51,080
Where the temperature

1347
00:43:51,080 --> 00:43:51,840
Used to be

1348
00:43:51,840 --> 00:43:53,100
Fucking roasting

1349
00:43:53,100 --> 00:43:54,860
When the volcano

1350
00:43:54,860 --> 00:43:55,740
Had its wicked way

1351
00:43:55,740 --> 00:43:56,340
With the place

1352
00:43:56,340 --> 00:43:58,060
100, 200 years ago

1353
00:43:58,060 --> 00:43:58,460
I don't know

1354
00:43:58,460 --> 00:43:59,700
Not a dictionary of time

1355
00:43:59,700 --> 00:44:06,420
Scanner Sam

1356
00:44:06,420 --> 00:44:10,720
Scanner man Sam

1357
00:44:10,720 --> 00:44:11,920
Was giving the eyeballs

1358
00:44:11,920 --> 00:44:13,080
A quick blast

1359
00:44:13,080 --> 00:44:13,980
As he headed down

1360
00:44:13,980 --> 00:44:14,460
Into the

1361
00:44:14,460 --> 00:44:16,220
Into the viaduct

1362
00:44:16,220 --> 00:44:16,980
Of dreams

1363
00:44:16,980 --> 00:44:17,840
Or nightmares

1364
00:44:17,840 --> 00:44:18,840
As it was

1365
00:44:18,840 --> 00:44:19,380
For the boys

1366
00:44:19,380 --> 00:44:20,080
Back in the days

1367
00:44:20,080 --> 00:44:20,760
Who got burnt

1368
00:44:20,760 --> 00:44:21,140
Their lives

1369
00:44:21,140 --> 00:44:22,140
By the volcanoes

1370
00:44:22,140 --> 00:44:24,340
They fucking

1371
00:44:24,340 --> 00:44:25,060
Could build a building

1372
00:44:25,060 --> 00:44:25,900
They could really

1373
00:44:25,900 --> 00:44:26,380
Do it well

1374
00:44:26,380 --> 00:44:26,800
Couldn't they

1375
00:44:26,800 --> 00:44:28,160
Great great buildings

1376
00:44:28,160 --> 00:44:29,120
Look at that

1377
00:44:29,120 --> 00:44:29,860
Look at that

1378
00:44:29,860 --> 00:44:31,680
The materials

1379
00:44:31,680 --> 00:44:32,240
They were using

1380
00:44:32,240 --> 00:44:34,240
The fucking

1381
00:44:34,240 --> 00:44:34,980
Blocks

1382
00:44:34,980 --> 00:44:35,980
The kind of stone

1383
00:44:35,980 --> 00:44:37,000
Really good

1384
00:44:37,000 --> 00:44:38,840
Is that

1385
00:44:38,840 --> 00:44:39,780
Is that

1386
00:44:39,780 --> 00:44:40,280
From then

1387
00:44:40,280 --> 00:44:40,800
No is it

1388
00:44:40,800 --> 00:44:41,660
Looks a bit too good

1389
00:44:41,660 --> 00:44:43,260
This is why

1390
00:44:43,260 --> 00:44:43,720
It's a bit

1391
00:44:43,720 --> 00:44:44,720
Fucking touching goal

1392
00:44:44,720 --> 00:44:45,220
Like you know

1393
00:44:45,220 --> 00:44:45,640
They've added

1394
00:44:45,640 --> 00:44:46,480
These bits on

1395
00:44:46,480 --> 00:44:47,320
Look at that

1396
00:44:47,320 --> 00:44:48,040
You can see that

1397
00:44:48,040 --> 00:44:48,860
Don't want to

1398
00:44:48,860 --> 00:44:50,180
Sorry Pompeii

1399
00:44:50,180 --> 00:44:50,660
I don't want to

1400
00:44:50,660 --> 00:44:51,280
Take away from you

1401
00:44:51,280 --> 00:44:51,960
I'm not being a cunt

1402
00:44:51,960 --> 00:44:52,240
Like

1403
00:44:52,240 --> 00:44:54,840
But that's obvious

1404
00:44:54,840 --> 00:45:01,460
Clovic

1405
00:45:01,460 --> 00:45:02,200
Thank you very much

1406
00:45:02,200 --> 00:45:02,960
Cloverfield

1407
00:45:02,960 --> 00:45:03,880
This is a bit like

1408
00:45:03,880 --> 00:45:04,600
Cloverfield

1409
00:45:04,600 --> 00:45:05,200
Itself

1410
00:45:05,200 --> 00:45:06,540
A disaster

1411
00:45:06,540 --> 00:45:08,820
I haven't even seen

1412
00:45:08,820 --> 00:45:09,280
Cloverfield

1413
00:45:09,280 --> 00:45:10,220
Just know it's a disaster

1414
00:45:10,220 --> 00:45:10,500
Film

1415
00:45:10,500 --> 00:45:13,040
Boring enough

1416
00:45:13,040 --> 00:45:14,420
What can you do

1417
00:45:14,420 --> 00:45:16,960
We'll give it another go

1418
00:45:16,960 --> 00:45:18,000
Another lash

1419
00:45:18,000 --> 00:45:21,660
There were strict measures in place

1420
00:45:21,660 --> 00:45:23,620
Including temperature checks

1421
00:45:23,620 --> 00:45:24,580
And foot spots

1422
00:45:24,580 --> 00:45:25,380
On paths

1423
00:45:25,380 --> 00:45:28,060
As spaced out tourists

1424
00:45:28,060 --> 00:45:30,820
Were told to keep a safe social distance

1425
00:45:30,820 --> 00:45:33,360
And having their temper

1426
00:45:33,360 --> 00:45:38,860
There were strict measures in place

1427
00:45:38,860 --> 00:45:40,480
Including foot steps

1428
00:45:40,480 --> 00:45:42,560
Depths and temperature checks

1429
00:45:42,560 --> 00:45:45,900
As zoned out tourists

1430
00:45:45,900 --> 00:45:48,100
Were trying to keep a safe distance

1431
00:45:48,100 --> 00:45:50,460
As well as retain a nice safe heat

1432
00:45:50,460 --> 00:45:53,140
Before Scanner man Sam

1433
00:45:53,140 --> 00:45:55,020
Leveled accusations of scan

1434
00:45:55,020 --> 00:45:56,140
At your eyeball

1435
00:45:56,140 --> 00:45:59,040
Once inside the mainframe

1436
00:45:59,040 --> 00:46:01,280
You were free to blast around the gaff

1437
00:46:01,280 --> 00:46:02,900
And check out some of the architecture

1438
00:46:02,900 --> 00:46:04,660
Some of it questionable from its era

1439
00:46:04,660 --> 00:46:07,020
Once inside the auditorium

1440
00:46:07,020 --> 00:46:09,180
You could imagine how things must have been

1441
00:46:09,180 --> 00:46:09,840
Back in the day

1442
00:46:09,840 --> 00:46:11,440
Before the awful volcano

1443
00:46:11,440 --> 00:46:14,040
Did its nasty little business

1444
00:46:14,040 --> 00:46:15,560
What was the room about there?

1445
00:46:15,720 --> 00:46:16,560
Is that a Jax?

1446
00:46:16,820 --> 00:46:17,400
Could be

1447
00:46:17,400 --> 00:46:19,520
Bit parthenistic there

1448
00:46:19,520 --> 00:46:21,060
I'm losing it

1449
00:46:21,060 --> 00:46:23,060
Losing the fucking run of it around here

1450
00:46:23,060 --> 00:46:24,560
Still

1451
00:46:24,560 --> 00:46:26,100
Just haven't developed the end of it

1452
00:46:26,100 --> 00:46:26,500
Like you know

1453
00:46:26,500 --> 00:46:28,460
We've talked about that

1454
00:46:28,460 --> 00:46:29,400
We've talked about this

1455
00:46:29,400 --> 00:46:32,220
What really is the issue there

1456
00:46:32,220 --> 00:46:33,280
And that's a shitter

1457
00:46:33,280 --> 00:46:35,660
Un

1458
00:46:35,660 --> 00:46:36,320
Deux

1459
00:46:36,320 --> 00:46:36,860
Trois

1460
00:46:36,860 --> 00:46:39,060
Or whatever the latin was

1461
00:46:39,060 --> 00:46:39,880
For one two three

1462
00:46:39,880 --> 00:46:40,360
Uno

1463
00:46:40,360 --> 00:46:44,440
Uno duo fucking trio man

1464
00:46:44,440 --> 00:46:46,600
Do you ever do latin?

1465
00:46:48,000 --> 00:46:49,120
It's as easy as

1466
00:46:49,120 --> 00:46:51,280
Uno du no trio

1467
00:46:51,280 --> 00:46:52,740
Sure I am

1468
00:46:52,740 --> 00:46:53,300
Yeah fucking

1469
00:46:53,300 --> 00:46:54,820
Uno du no trio like

1470
00:46:54,820 --> 00:46:59,440
There would have been a fair old splash

1471
00:46:59,440 --> 00:47:01,660
The distance of travel

1472
00:47:01,660 --> 00:47:05,440
But what opulence

1473
00:47:05,440 --> 00:47:07,180
You're used to fucking sitting on

1474
00:47:07,180 --> 00:47:09,960
Your bog standard fucking seat

1475
00:47:09,960 --> 00:47:10,960
Armitage shanks

1476
00:47:10,960 --> 00:47:13,900
This is pure fucking

1477
00:47:13,900 --> 00:47:15,400
Could be marble

1478
00:47:15,400 --> 00:47:17,260
Could be a fucking marble

1479
00:47:17,260 --> 00:47:19,280
But you would be sharing it with two other people

1480
00:47:19,280 --> 00:47:19,640
Three

1481
00:47:19,640 --> 00:47:20,040
Four

1482
00:47:20,040 --> 00:47:20,380
Five

1483
00:47:20,380 --> 00:47:21,760
A big fucking circle of people

1484
00:47:21,760 --> 00:47:22,960
Fucking going at it

1485
00:47:22,960 --> 00:47:24,100
Sickening

1486
00:47:24,100 --> 00:47:25,400
No stalls

1487
00:47:25,400 --> 00:47:27,240
It's not right

1488
00:47:27,240 --> 00:47:29,080
We'll give it one last lash

1489
00:47:29,080 --> 00:47:32,460
There were strict measures in place

1490
00:47:32,460 --> 00:47:33,900
Including temperature checks

1491
00:47:33,900 --> 00:47:34,840
One way paths

1492
00:47:34,840 --> 00:47:36,300
And spaced out circles

1493
00:47:36,300 --> 00:47:38,180
To keep people in queues

1494
00:47:38,180 --> 00:47:41,100
At this Pompeii site the other day

1495
00:47:41,100 --> 00:47:43,780
Thermal cameras were also employed

1496
00:47:43,780 --> 00:47:44,780
To check heat

1497
00:47:44,780 --> 00:47:47,340
While scanner man Sam

1498
00:47:47,340 --> 00:47:48,580
Did his own little bit of

1499
00:47:48,580 --> 00:47:49,560
Scanny business

1500
00:47:49,560 --> 00:47:51,180
On patrons eyeballs

1501
00:47:51,180 --> 00:47:53,620
Before they began to lay eyeballs

1502
00:47:53,620 --> 00:47:55,600
On the solid sites

1503
00:47:55,600 --> 00:47:57,860
Of a time

1504
00:47:57,860 --> 00:47:58,660
Long gone

1505
00:47:58,660 --> 00:48:01,520
Inside the auditorium

1506
00:48:01,520 --> 00:48:02,600
Which was vast and silent

1507
00:48:02,600 --> 00:48:03,920
You could see how debates

1508
00:48:03,920 --> 00:48:04,800
Would have taken place

1509
00:48:04,800 --> 00:48:05,960
And on the streets

1510
00:48:05,960 --> 00:48:08,140
Houses with questionable dungeons

1511
00:48:08,140 --> 00:48:09,480
Were left intact

1512
00:48:09,480 --> 00:48:12,000
Including this marble shithouse

1513
00:48:12,000 --> 00:48:14,800
A Parthenonic statue piece

1514
00:48:14,800 --> 00:48:17,020
Complemented the statue bronze

1515
00:48:17,020 --> 00:48:18,960
Which was doing a bit of knocking around as well

1516
00:48:18,960 --> 00:48:19,800
Fuck

1517
00:48:19,800 --> 00:48:22,320
Ah nearly there

1518
00:48:22,320 --> 00:48:22,940
But fuck it

1519
00:48:22,940 --> 00:48:24,220
I can't be arsed with another one

1520
00:48:24,220 --> 00:48:24,920
Thanks very much

1521
00:48:24,920 --> 00:48:25,920
Good luck

1522
00:48:25,920 --> 00:48:27,900
Fuck it's a big deal of shit

1523
00:48:27,900 --> 00:48:28,900
Fuck it's a big deal of shit

1524
00:48:28,900 --> 00:48:29,900
Fuck it's a big deal of shit

1525
00:48:29,900 --> 00:48:30,900
Fuck it's a big deal of shit

1526
00:48:30,900 --> 00:48:31,900
Fuck it's a big deal of shit

1527
00:48:31,900 --> 00:48:32,900
Fuck it's a big deal of shit

1528
00:48:32,900 --> 00:48:33,900
Fuck it's a big deal of shit

1529
00:48:33,900 --> 00:48:34,460
Fuck it's a big deal of shit

1530
00:48:34,460 --> 00:48:34,900
Fuck it's a big deal of shit

1531
00:48:34,900 --> 00:48:35,900
Fuck it's a big deal of shit

1532
00:48:35,900 --> 00:48:36,900
Fuck it's a big deal of shit

1533
00:48:36,900 --> 00:48:36,900
Fuck it's a big deal of shit

1534
00:48:36,900 --> 00:48:37,900
Fuck it's a big deal of shit

1535
00:48:37,900 --> 00:48:38,900
Fuck it's a big deal of shit

1536
00:48:38,900 --> 00:48:38,900
Fuck it's a big deal of shit

1537
00:48:38,900 --> 00:48:39,900
Fuck it's a big deal of shit

1538
00:48:39,900 --> 00:48:40,900
Fuck it's a big deal of shit

1539
00:48:40,900 --> 00:48:41,900
Fuck it's a big deal of shit

1540
00:48:41,900 --> 00:48:42,900
Fuck it's a big deal of shit

1541
00:48:42,900 --> 00:48:43,900
Fuck it's a big deal of shit

1542
00:48:43,900 --> 00:48:44,900
Fuck it's a big deal of shit

1543
00:48:44,900 --> 00:48:45,900
Fuck it's a big deal of shit

1544
00:48:45,900 --> 00:48:47,100
Hong Kong again

1545
00:48:47,100 --> 00:48:49,900
Swarms of locusts

1546
00:48:49,900 --> 00:48:53,940
We're fucking Biblical

1547
00:48:53,940 --> 00:48:55,020
Biblical

1548
00:48:55,020 --> 00:48:55,840
Oh it's India

1549
00:48:55,840 --> 00:48:58,880
There was Biblical locusts

1550
00:48:58,880 --> 00:49:00,980
Doing a bit of Biblical business

1551
00:49:00,980 --> 00:49:02,520
The last day over in India

1552
00:49:02,520 --> 00:49:04,100
Where they don't have the Bible

1553
00:49:04,100 --> 00:49:05,720
But they've another religion

1554
00:49:05,720 --> 00:49:06,700
Hindus or something

1555
00:49:06,700 --> 00:49:08,700
I think it could be the Quran

1556
00:49:08,700 --> 00:49:09,760
That could be Islam

1557
00:49:09,760 --> 00:49:11,880
Maybe it's the fucking Vishnu

1558
00:49:11,880 --> 00:49:12,940
Or is that the elephant?

1559
00:49:13,620 --> 00:49:14,400
Whatever the weather

1560
00:49:14,400 --> 00:49:16,860
There was tons of fucking locusts anyway

1561
00:49:16,860 --> 00:49:18,440
So they don't have the Bible

1562
00:49:18,440 --> 00:49:20,180
They were rattling off the windows

1563
00:49:20,180 --> 00:49:22,280
Sick crops

1564
00:49:22,280 --> 00:49:23,540
They want to probably eat crops

1565
00:49:23,540 --> 00:49:24,660
Why are they here in the city?

1566
00:49:24,740 --> 00:49:25,520
We don't know

1567
00:49:25,520 --> 00:49:28,040
This is more of a fucking machine gun

1568
00:49:28,040 --> 00:49:29,660
Explanation of what's going on

1569
00:49:29,660 --> 00:49:31,280
Which usually happens on the very first clip

1570
00:49:31,280 --> 00:49:33,340
So I know it might be a bit jarred

1571
00:49:33,340 --> 00:49:34,900
But I mean it does help with the process

1572
00:49:34,900 --> 00:49:36,040
In a way

1573
00:49:36,040 --> 00:49:38,780
Reams of the fuckers

1574
00:49:38,780 --> 00:49:40,200
We're slababasting

1575
00:49:40,200 --> 00:49:42,780
Reams of the fuckers

1576
00:49:42,780 --> 00:49:45,660
Absolute fucking reams of the fuckers

1577
00:49:45,660 --> 00:49:46,660
Were alabaster

1578
00:49:46,660 --> 00:49:50,600
Absolute fucking reams of the fuckers

1579
00:49:50,600 --> 00:49:53,440
Were slapping against the alabaster worktops

1580
00:49:53,440 --> 00:49:54,200
And the windows

1581
00:49:54,200 --> 00:49:56,680
Cunts were holding on for dear life as well

1582
00:49:56,680 --> 00:49:58,400
We don't know how it happened

1583
00:49:58,400 --> 00:50:00,020
Apparently it's a freaking nature

1584
00:50:00,020 --> 00:50:01,120
And over there they're saying

1585
00:50:01,120 --> 00:50:02,520
It's going to be bad luck

1586
00:50:02,520 --> 00:50:03,580
For the next 10 years

1587
00:50:03,580 --> 00:50:05,580
They even sounded fucking mental

1588
00:50:05,580 --> 00:50:08,460
Here we go

1589
00:50:08,460 --> 00:50:09,460
Here we go

1590
00:50:09,460 --> 00:50:12,560
Oh that's someone knocking

1591
00:50:12,560 --> 00:50:13,760
That's someone knocking a pot

1592
00:50:13,760 --> 00:50:17,980
Thank you very much Pompeii for the tip

1593
00:50:17,980 --> 00:50:21,460
Unus duotres toilets

1594
00:50:21,460 --> 00:50:22,300
Toilets

1595
00:50:22,300 --> 00:50:22,740
Alright

1596
00:50:22,740 --> 00:50:24,120
Well I was right with Duo

1597
00:50:24,120 --> 00:50:24,580
Is it?

1598
00:50:25,660 --> 00:50:27,080
Fucking Duolingo man

1599
00:50:27,080 --> 00:50:28,820
Two languages

1600
00:50:28,820 --> 00:50:32,120
Does Duolingo mean two languages?

1601
00:50:32,120 --> 00:50:33,680
Now even though the app itself

1602
00:50:33,680 --> 00:50:36,100
Probably holds host to a number of different languages

1603
00:50:36,100 --> 00:50:40,440
Maybe it's encouraging you to just start at two

1604
00:50:40,440 --> 00:50:42,340
Because let's face it

1605
00:50:42,340 --> 00:50:45,920
You're going to give up after fucking two days of it anyway

1606
00:50:45,920 --> 00:50:49,540
Jiper

1607
00:50:49,540 --> 00:50:53,120
Jipers creepers

1608
00:50:53,120 --> 00:50:58,340
There were a load of fucking locusts doing the rounds in Jiper the last day

1609
00:50:58,340 --> 00:51:00,540
I don't know what their gripe was

1610
00:51:00,540 --> 00:51:04,480
The people of Jiper said that they were well fucking griped out of it

1611
00:51:04,480 --> 00:51:08,300
As a ton of these little locust lads started flying around

1612
00:51:08,300 --> 00:51:10,900
Doing their own little bit of nasty business

1613
00:51:10,900 --> 00:51:12,640
Going into apartments

1614
00:51:12,640 --> 00:51:17,080
And slapping against the alabaster window ledges

1615
00:51:17,080 --> 00:51:19,140
As well as the glass panes

1616
00:51:19,140 --> 00:51:21,000
And steel frames

1617
00:51:21,000 --> 00:51:23,860
They look like fucking flying shrimps

1618
00:51:23,860 --> 00:51:27,900
I wouldn't eat the fuckers

1619
00:51:27,900 --> 00:51:30,040
They probably carry some sort of bug

1620
00:51:30,040 --> 00:51:31,740
Sure they are a bug

1621
00:51:31,740 --> 00:51:34,520
They're carrying themselves hey

1622
00:51:34,520 --> 00:51:38,440
Lads were rattling pots and pans to get rid of them

1623
00:51:38,440 --> 00:51:39,460
But it did fuck all like

1624
00:51:39,460 --> 00:51:41,220
Apparently it's bad luck for ten years

1625
00:51:41,220 --> 00:51:47,720
Coronavirus

1626
00:51:47,720 --> 00:51:52,720
Special LBA

1627
00:51:52,720 --> 00:51:55,160
Fucking dolphins quarry

1628
00:51:55,160 --> 00:51:58,380
It reminds me of the shark

1629
00:51:58,380 --> 00:51:58,760
Fucking

1630
00:51:58,760 --> 00:51:59,740
Bad

1631
00:51:59,740 --> 00:52:01,180
Bad juju with the shark there

1632
00:52:01,180 --> 00:52:03,140
I fucking didn't realise it was the way it was

1633
00:52:03,140 --> 00:52:04,180
But it was the way it was

1634
00:52:04,180 --> 00:52:06,260
And now I realised too late

1635
00:52:06,260 --> 00:52:06,680
But look

1636
00:52:06,680 --> 00:52:08,620
We've got a nice thing here anyway

1637
00:52:08,620 --> 00:52:10,560
It's definitely nothing that went wrong

1638
00:52:10,560 --> 00:52:11,720
It's a beluga whale

1639
00:52:11,720 --> 00:52:13,580
And I think it's having a little baby as well

1640
00:52:13,580 --> 00:52:18,220
There's a fucking tail emanating out the side hatch of the big beluga

1641
00:52:18,220 --> 00:52:19,120
And there we have it

1642
00:52:19,120 --> 00:52:21,160
A baby beluga whale

1643
00:52:21,160 --> 00:52:22,320
Look at that

1644
00:52:22,320 --> 00:52:22,940
Look at that

1645
00:52:22,940 --> 00:52:25,760
It's smooth

1646
00:52:25,760 --> 00:52:28,400
It's like a torpedo

1647
00:52:28,400 --> 00:52:30,200
It's like a fucking submarine

1648
00:52:30,200 --> 00:52:33,760
You can tell how they base the submarines can't you

1649
00:52:33,760 --> 00:52:37,160
Can't you look at that fucking submarine style

1650
00:52:37,160 --> 00:52:42,040
You can tell how they base the submarines off of those

1651
00:52:42,040 --> 00:52:43,200
Mad fuckers

1652
00:52:43,200 --> 00:52:44,380
Mad fuckers

1653
00:52:44,380 --> 00:52:45,940
Great shape on them

1654
00:52:45,940 --> 00:52:47,520
They could cut through the water

1655
00:52:47,520 --> 00:52:48,460
They were

1656
00:52:48,460 --> 00:52:51,700
A hundred percent adapted to their environment

1657
00:52:51,700 --> 00:52:53,180
But they are

1658
00:52:53,180 --> 00:52:55,120
All the evolution

1659
00:52:55,120 --> 00:52:56,060
Like they're still here

1660
00:52:56,060 --> 00:52:57,700
They're still doing the fucking rounds

1661
00:52:57,700 --> 00:53:10,860
Get a bit of a fucking Phil Mitchell vibe off of that one

1662
00:53:10,860 --> 00:53:14,860
Or a Ross Kemp

1663
00:53:14,860 --> 00:53:18,960
A bit of a Ross Kemp vibe

1664
00:53:18,960 --> 00:53:22,320
There

1665
00:53:22,320 --> 00:53:27,920
I mean I wish I could move in

1666
00:53:27,920 --> 00:53:30,720
But I mean it would require fucking around with the thing

1667
00:53:30,720 --> 00:53:31,760
I'm not sure

1668
00:53:31,760 --> 00:53:38,800
It's subjective you know

1669
00:53:54,860 --> 00:53:55,860
It's 2.20

1670
00:53:55,860 --> 00:53:57,600
I've just realized it's 2.20

1671
00:53:57,600 --> 00:53:58,100
So

1672
00:53:58,100 --> 00:54:00,300
I said I'd do an hour

1673
00:54:00,300 --> 00:54:01,020
Because I can't be

1674
00:54:01,020 --> 00:54:02,260
I don't want to be going up too late

1675
00:54:02,260 --> 00:54:03,160
But what's this

1676
00:54:03,160 --> 00:54:03,560
One more

1677
00:54:03,560 --> 00:54:04,520
The Georgia Aquarium

1678
00:54:04,520 --> 00:54:05,740
It's not even a Euronews

1679
00:54:05,740 --> 00:54:07,260
Beluga wheel again

1680
00:54:07,260 --> 00:54:08,020
No thanks

1681
00:54:08,020 --> 00:54:08,940
Good luck

1682
00:54:08,940 --> 00:54:11,080
Good luck

1683
00:54:11,080 --> 00:54:15,680
Mexican zoo is named 2-born Puma

1684
00:54:15,680 --> 00:54:17,400
Newborn Puma

1685
00:54:17,400 --> 00:54:18,900
I said 2-born

1686
00:54:18,900 --> 00:54:20,940
Instead of fucking 2-newborn

1687
00:54:20,940 --> 00:54:24,380
Cans of 2-borg were dished out

1688
00:54:24,380 --> 00:54:25,760
In celebration

1689
00:54:25,760 --> 00:54:34,640
Seen those

1690
00:54:34,640 --> 00:54:36,000
We saw those the last day

1691
00:54:36,000 --> 00:54:40,000
Oh god

1692
00:54:40,000 --> 00:54:47,180
Fucking mad crack over there

1693
00:54:47,180 --> 00:54:49,900
Mad crack look at that paintball

1694
00:54:49,900 --> 00:54:52,560
Whoa

1695
00:54:52,560 --> 00:54:55,980
Paintball jabs

1696
00:54:55,980 --> 00:55:02,720
Look at that

1697
00:55:02,720 --> 00:55:03,440
It's fucking

1698
00:55:03,440 --> 00:55:07,440
Cyberpunk

1699
00:55:07,440 --> 00:55:23,680
Fucking hell look at that

1700
00:55:23,680 --> 00:55:26,240
Just out there's a woman

1701
00:55:26,240 --> 00:55:27,400
Is this with the fucking umbrella

1702
00:55:27,400 --> 00:55:28,260
Just out for a walk

1703
00:55:28,260 --> 00:55:29,160
Look

1704
00:55:29,160 --> 00:55:31,040
I suppose they actually walked

1705
00:55:31,040 --> 00:55:40,540
Mad cunts

1706
00:55:40,540 --> 00:55:40,540
Mad cunts

1707
00:55:40,540 --> 00:55:40,580
Mad cunts

1708
00:55:40,580 --> 00:55:41,860
Mad cunts

1709
00:55:41,860 --> 00:55:43,860
Mad cunts

1710
00:55:43,860 --> 00:55:43,860
Mad cunts

1711
00:55:43,860 --> 00:55:44,280
Mad cunts

1712
00:55:44,280 --> 00:55:44,280
Mad cunts

1713
00:55:44,280 --> 00:55:44,280
Mad cunts

1714
00:55:44,280 --> 00:55:44,280
Mad cunts

1715
00:55:44,280 --> 00:55:44,280
Mad cunts

1716
00:55:44,280 --> 00:55:44,280
Mad cunts

1717
00:55:44,280 --> 00:55:44,280
Mad cunts

1718
00:55:44,280 --> 00:55:44,280
Mad cunts

1719
00:55:44,280 --> 00:55:44,280
Mad cunts

1720
00:55:44,280 --> 00:55:44,280
Mad cunts

1721
00:55:44,280 --> 00:55:44,280
Mad cunts

1722
00:55:44,280 --> 00:55:44,280
Mad cunts

1723
00:55:44,280 --> 00:55:44,280
Mad cunts

1724
00:55:44,280 --> 00:55:44,280
Mad cunts

1725
00:55:44,280 --> 00:55:44,280
Mad cunts

1726
00:55:44,280 --> 00:55:44,280
Mad cunts

1727
00:55:44,280 --> 00:55:44,280
Mad cunts

1728
00:55:44,280 --> 00:55:44,280
Mad cunts

1729
00:55:44,280 --> 00:55:44,280
Mad cunts

1730
00:55:44,280 --> 00:55:44,280
Mad cunts

1731
00:55:44,280 --> 00:55:44,280
Mad cunts

1732
00:55:44,280 --> 00:55:44,280
Mad cunts

1733
00:55:44,280 --> 00:55:44,280
Mad cunts

1734
00:55:44,280 --> 00:55:44,280
Mad cunts

1735
00:55:44,280 --> 00:55:44,280
Mad cunts

1736
00:55:44,280 --> 00:55:44,280
Mad cunts

1737
00:55:44,280 --> 00:55:44,280
Mad cunts

1738
00:55:44,280 --> 00:55:44,280
Mad cunts

1739
00:55:44,280 --> 00:55:44,280
Mad cunts

1740
00:55:44,280 --> 00:55:46,280
Mad cunts

1741
00:55:46,280 --> 00:55:49,000
So there's another new thing that they're fucking protesting

1742
00:55:49,000 --> 00:55:50,560
It's not just the extradition now

1743
00:55:50,560 --> 00:55:55,440
It's new protests in Hong Kong over law that will ban ridiculing China's national anthem

1744
00:55:55,440 --> 00:55:56,960
What?

1745
00:55:58,000 --> 00:55:59,440
Oh fuck they're fucked

1746
00:55:59,440 --> 00:56:02,540
They are fucked if they go back to China now

1747
00:56:02,540 --> 00:56:10,780
I mean eventually they're gonna have to just roll over and fucking accept it

1748
00:56:10,780 --> 00:56:11,780
Like you can't fight that

1749
00:56:11,780 --> 00:56:15,380
Like you can have all the gas masks and all that kind of stuff

1750
00:56:15,380 --> 00:56:16,700
But they're gonna

1751
00:56:16,700 --> 00:56:17,700
They're gonna

1752
00:56:17,700 --> 00:56:19,980
They're fucking gonna get creamed if they

1753
00:56:19,980 --> 00:56:21,240
If they send the army and like

1754
00:56:21,240 --> 00:56:25,420
They're gonna get creamed

1755
00:56:25,420 --> 00:56:28,060
They're gonna get creamed

1756
00:56:28,060 --> 00:56:28,060
They're gonna get creamed

1757
00:56:28,060 --> 00:56:34,700
They're gonna get creamed

1758
00:56:34,700 --> 00:56:36,500
What the fuck

1759
00:56:36,500 --> 00:56:37,040
Where is it?

1760
00:56:37,040 --> 00:56:37,540
They're gonna get creamed

1761
00:56:37,540 --> 00:56:42,980
Groove music?

1762
00:56:42,980 --> 00:56:59,400
It's not windows media player anymore

1763
00:56:59,400 --> 00:57:01,040
It's called groove music

1764
00:57:01,040 --> 00:57:03,920
I was looking for media putter.

1765
00:57:03,920 --> 00:57:25,520
Creeped. They're gonna get creeped. Creeped. Creeped. What's the six?

1766
00:57:25,520 --> 00:57:42,440
CREAMED. They're gonna get creamed.

1767
00:57:42,440 --> 00:58:12,420
CREAMED. They're gonna get creamed. CREAMED. They're gonna get creamed. CREAMED. They're gonna get creamed. CREAMED. They're gonna get creamed. CREAMED. They're gonna get creamed. CREAMED. CREAMED. They're gonna get creamed. CREAMED. CREAMED. CREAMED in lots of places.

1768
00:58:12,420 --> 00:58:16,460
Cremed in Watson and creamed in Watson

1769
00:58:16,460 --> 00:58:30,320
That needs to repeat

1770
00:58:30,320 --> 00:58:59,320
Creamed in what sense?

1771
00:58:59,320 --> 00:59:29,300
Creamed in what sense?

1772
00:59:29,300 --> 00:59:36,300
Creamed in what sense?

1773
00:59:36,300 --> 00:59:41,300
Creamed in what sense?

1774
00:59:41,300 --> 00:59:51,300
Creamed in what sense?

1775
00:59:51,300 --> 00:59:53,300
Creamed in what sense?

1776
00:59:53,300 --> 00:59:55,300
Creamed in what sense?

1777
00:59:55,300 --> 00:59:57,300
Creamed in what sense?

1778
00:59:57,300 --> 00:59:59,300
Creamed in what sense?

1779
00:59:59,300 --> 01:00:01,300
Creamed in what sense?

1780
01:00:01,300 --> 01:00:03,300
Creamed in what sense?

1781
01:00:03,300 --> 01:00:05,300
Creamed in what sense?

1782
01:00:05,300 --> 01:00:07,300
Creamed in what sense?

1783
01:00:07,300 --> 01:00:09,300
Creamed in what sense?

1784
01:00:09,300 --> 01:00:11,300
Creamed in what sense?

1785
01:00:11,300 --> 01:00:13,300
Creamed in what sense?

1786
01:00:13,300 --> 01:00:14,800
smell of apple pies

1787
01:00:14,800 --> 01:00:16,380
Liam thank you very much

1788
01:00:16,380 --> 01:00:19,400
Laura, Russells, Willie Harold, Dara Dermody

1789
01:00:19,400 --> 01:00:21,360
Blue Sky, yes, Annie Hash

1790
01:00:21,360 --> 01:00:22,300
Dara Young

1791
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and Rat Poison

1792
01:00:24,320 --> 01:00:27,280
thank you very much for your kind

1793
01:00:27,280 --> 01:00:28,120
hearted tips

1794
01:00:28,120 --> 01:00:30,780
best of luck, see you later

1795
01:00:30,780 --> 01:00:32,680
you're gonna get creamed

1796
01:00:32,680 --> 01:00:44,060
They're gonna get creamed.
